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desktop computer

a computer setup that consist of a tower, which is the actual computer, a monitor, keyboard and mouse. there are however all in one computers that have the tower built into the monitor and still has the keyboard and mouse.
hey i bought a compuer
cool laptop or desk top
desktop computer awesome
by lakldksjflkaf July 20, 2010
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Karen The Computer

A very top secret cyber security organization that uses Spongebob Squarepants as its cover. The organization created in 1999, wants to help destroy the world of horrible food like Krabby Patties. The organization has over 500 operatives operating worldwide including its most famous operative TechSupportUS also known as Batman. Batman has operated in countless missions and has saved the world many times from horrible and disgusting food.
I want to join Karen The Computer to rid the world of evil and crummy food
by KarenTheComputer February 9, 2018
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commuter coma

Derived from the German compound noun "Nahverkehrskoma" describing the state of the hangover guys you see in the commuter train on their way to work on Friday mornings: Blood shot eyes, stubble on their cheeks, bad breath and too much grease in their hair - but a tie around their neck (the unmistakable sign of being hanged for money every fucking day in the office, for which they have to compensate in the pub).
Boss: "I've heard there was another train failure on the DART line this morning."

Employee says: "I know, it's outrageous! It costs our economy millions every week!"

Employee thinks: Thank god I was in a commuter coma anyway, extending my sleep instead of making this fat bastard even richer.

Boss thinks: Is this slacker smelling of booze or what?
by Dietrich September 3, 2007
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computer anxiety

When, after dealing with many computer viruses in the past, are afraid to download anything in fear of it being a virus, no matter how many times you're told it's safe.
My computer anxiety is keeping me from downloading this file.
by Computer Anxiety Victim November 7, 2010
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compunerd

1. n. a computer nerd.
"Hey, why does that scrawny kid in the glasses always look so pale?"

"C'mon, man. He's a compunerd. Hasn't been out of his basement in years."
by BestSkeptic July 20, 2008
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computercentric

A word used to describe someone who is conceited regarding some computer related preference or skill of theirs, and feels a sense of superiority over those whose computer related preference or skill is different from theirs. This usually pertains to operating systems or computer programming languages.
e.g. 1): “He thinks Windows users are brainwashed by Microsoft. He’s definitely computercentric when it comes to Linux.”

e.g. 2):

Person 1): “Visual Basic is for subliterate morons! Try some C++ when you get with the time and leave your cave, Neanderthal!”

Person 2): “Screw you, you computercentric, pompous ass!”
by Excrucio August 25, 2006
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Computerism

The act of being against/hating a person for the simple fact of one person owning an different operating system. This mayeb attributed to the "fanboys" of different brands of computers such as Mac fanboys hating Windows owners.
Mac Fanboy: Hello what operating system do you have?
Windows user: I have Windows Vista.
Mac Fanboy: Im sorry but i dont think we hang in the same social circles.
Windows User: u believe in computerism?
Mac fanboy: I sure do. Windows is obsolete switch or suffer.
Windows user: No.
*parts ways*
by Daswani.1 February 15, 2010
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