cosmic companion

Something my friend made up describing a very close friend that you connect with on a soul level.

Jake and I are so close. The word friend doesn't really describe our relationship well enough. He's my cosmic companion.

by Mads476 January 4, 2016

Cumpany

When somebody, such as a friend with benefits, comes to visit you and give you sex, because you are lonely and bored.

Little Lord WTF?: "I'm bored."
Friend: "Want me to come and keep you company... or perhaps CUMpany?"
Little Lord WTF? "Naughty, naughty. Yes, Yes.

by LittleLordWTF? May 17, 2011

Weighted Companion Cube

Your very best friend. It will not hurt you or talk to you, or even stab you. However, euthanization is eventually required.

It is a cube with hearts on the sides given to you in the valve game portal. You use the cube in only one level and it is shortly thereafter incinerated, yet its small appearance has gathered a cult like basis.

I hit your mom last night, like she was the Weighted Companion Cube.

The cake is a lie, unlike the Weighted Companion Cube.

by J J Bakes December 20, 2007

spirit companion

A spirit that has a personal relationship with a living human. Not a spirit guide, though sometimes spirit companions also serve as guides. An esoteric concept that is gaining more recognition with the general public.

He has a spirit companion that he gets cozy with on cold nights.

by Sheta Kaey November 20, 2009

Companionship

com·pan·ion·ship (km-pnyn-shp)

Women: Another term for a f**k buddy

Example: I'm only with him for companionship. he is not my boyfriend.

Also see "friends with benefits"

by eMnMe April 25, 2011

For profit companion

A Prostitute

It’s easy to acquire a for profit companion in the red light district.

by Tigersharkcub July 1, 2020

companionshit

a companionship That is no longer end-user friendly. see friendshit, relationshit

your companionship has gone south. now it is more like a real 'companionshit'

by EnterNot August 19, 2008