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Broner

A bro who enthusiastically flies drones non-professionally
Look at that broner taking pictures of his speedboat.
by Manderz With A Zee April 5, 2019
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Broner

When you cuddle your bro a little too hard, and give yourself a boner, except it's no homo. Broners are very powerful, so be careful, dude.
Man, is that an erection you got there, Kyle?

Lol no I'm not gay, it's just a broner.

Man, what a perfect opportunity! Can I give you a brojob?

Of course! No homo.
by Belicfan40004 September 1, 2019
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BRONER

when your hanging out with the dudes and get a erection
Ha dude I have a rock hard broner
by JackpotOnSpeedDemon November 17, 2019
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Brennen

Helly Hansen makes me hella handsome while I lend a helping hand son because honesty and integrity are a part of their corporate policy. When I Trek the mountains and travel the seven seas Helly Hansen makes it a breeze. There's a lady in the lake that holds Excalibur on the other side of Merlin I mean mirror lens that has the power to cleanse if I Camelot to that cold spot and Lancelot. Excalibur = Exercise Calisthenics Bur cold water. Lancelot = Lance a lot or move suddenly and quickly. Morgana = Sea circle. Lance a lot for your Excalibur and Morgana or sea your circle complete for Morgaine's. I've heard a mythical tale about a Holy Grail that holds Panacea. Universe please tell me if you think I deserve another drink. Love is not the satisfaction of a chemical reaction but the sensation of neural networks Quantum entangled electromagnetic radiation. Different chemical mixtures create different insight 4 quantum entangled light to unfurl the epigenetics hidden within my genetic code to Ti×me to mass.Time = Ti me to mass so I can exist in times construct. Tie my spark of light that is real light to a chromosome so I can exist in a constructed time zone at the eve of my creation when my father's Adam's (atoms) from his serpent or sperm merge and take a bite out of my mom's egg the forbidden apple and my halo is formed for this energy transfer.
Nick: I hate Martin Cabello
Jake: Brennen
by Kamdenakalaggydaddy December 3, 2019
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Broner

when you are having such a good time with your homies, that you get a little boner. (no homo though)
"me and the boys were chilling and having a great time, suddenly I got a broner"
by henki December 4, 2019
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Brené Bro

A bro who who has discovered the need to heal his emotional wounds and psychological trauma, specifically through the teachings of author Brené Brown.

Brené Bros will often talk about this process at great length to anyone who will listen.
Matt: Yo, Jay and I are gonna smoke, hit Buffalo Wild Wings, and see the new Fast and the Furious. You in?

Jeff: Um...

Matt: What?

Jeff: I mean...I just want to be sure we’re not all just selectively numbing our emotions-

Matt: Forget it ya fuckin Brené Bro!!!
by Mergs99 February 13, 2020
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bronever

When someone refuses to ever act like a bro.
I vow to never act like a frat boy, that shit will bronever happen!
by GlazeHer March 6, 2020
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