weed-boner

1. When you blaze too much, and lose control of your penis. 2. Getting too horny and high at the same time, and popping some massive chub.

Fucking oath, someone take the bong away from Wyatt, he's sporting a killer weed-boner

by scagster February 4, 2005

instant boner

when you see a hot girl and you dont have time to think and you penis is up

omg that girls tight ass gave me an instant boner

look at the instant bonerfying cleavage over there

i have a boner right now just so you know

by ieatmonkeybutt69 March 15, 2011

Does a duck with a boner drag weeds

Canadian slang for “of course” or “most definitely”, usually used in a sarcastic manner to respond to a question. See: Does a bear shit in the woods?

Dan: You going to the hockey game tonight?
Kevin: Does a duck with a boner drag weeds?

by wordfanagler January 2, 2019

boner shark

The erect penis of a sleeping male. Such named because someone sleeping with said male may get repeated poked with said erect penis as the male moves in his sleep, resulting in a feeling of getting attacked by a very small shark.

Marten is such a restless sleeper... he kept me up all night with his boner shark.

by PohTayToez May 5, 2009

Tickle boner

An erection resulting from an unexpected tickle stimulation.

That tickle fight just gave me the hardest tickle boner.

by Bigbootyy February 15, 2014

skin-ripping boner

a term used to describe when a person gets such an intense boner that the "inner boner" threatens to part the seams of your "outer boner" like a cartoon chimp squeezing a banana at the base so that it peels, and the "inner banana" flies across the room leaving only the flaccid "outer banana" peel hanging grotesquely over your balls like a popped balloon.

"When she snuck her hands down into my boxers while we were grinding on the dance floor, she found such a skin-ripping boner that she had to yell out to her friends to throw down their handbags and come over for a look at the rare and exciting phenomenon."

by theGUARDian January 8, 2010

Boner Pwner

An absolutely hideous chick that can soften even the hardest of boners upon sight.

Person A: So how did your blind date go?

Person B: I was really excited going into it, but I came out traumatized, she was a total Boner Pwner.

Person A: Yikes...

by Max Headroom II October 12, 2010