Blooge

When a man is about to cum, they can perform this action to stop those luscious fluids from coming out of their cock; this basically means to edge your dick so you don’t cum- and it’s performed by squeezing the tip as hard as possible... just be careful not to blooge your tip off

I was fucking my girlfriend in the ass until I was about to cum, then I blooged my damn tip to spot the majestic juices from coming out.

by Obversedd October 18, 2019

ass booger

see "dingle berry"

I thought I wiped pretty good, but dang if I didn't have an ass-booger or two left-over!

by bait April 1, 2004

bonged

stoned, high off marajuana

Stoner 1: "Dude I'm so bonged right now"
Stoner 2: "Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

by 39646 January 2, 2009

boogers

bunch of stuff under the nose

hey look at dem boogers

by sergio gregory October 15, 2003

professional booger picker

A profession listed on job applications to avoid getting the job to continue collecting unemployment.

During a job interview, walk in with a plate of boogers. When the interviewer asks about the plate, tell them "I used to wipe them on my pants, but that's just gross." I'm a professional booger picker.

by ferrdog April 11, 2008

Booger Eater

Nickname created by ESPN Radio host Colin Cowherd targeted at Wrestling Fans. Nothing more immature than a middle aged man calling a group a people "booger eaters".

Colin Cowherd: Wrestling Fans are nothing but booger eaters.
Me: I'm a wrestling fan and I've never eaten a booger since I was 10. I wouldn't call anyone a booger eater with your face. It looks like you've been eating boogers for the past 40 years!

by BMAC4395 July 7, 2011

Pussy Boogers

Small globs of toilet paper in the vagina resulting from not wiping thoroughly.

Could you please remove those pussy boogers before I eat?

by roberto September 18, 2003