happy booger

a dry or wet booger dangling from the nose, everyone else can see it but you.

"Yo, you got a happy booger, wipe it!"

by sholee January 3, 2008

[Bum Boogers]

Little wads of toilet paper left in and around your asshole following a dry wipe.

That girl I was with last night had so many Bum Boogers I had to hose her down before she got them on my sheets.

by Pablo Junior December 22, 2008

Shit Boogers

Shit Boogers are found the morning after a night of having your nose in a girls butthole. When you sneeze or pick your nose in the morning and find a little piece of poo....this is a shit booger. CONGRATS! You just got your first case of shit boogers!

I woke up this morning and remembered that I 69'd with my girlfriend last night. While engaged in the act, I stuck my nose up her butthole for some odd reason. Then I sneezed out some Shit Boogers!

by ToeRiffic! March 27, 2012

clit booger

The small pellets of condom lubricant and female vaginal fluids that congeal around the outer folds of the labias.

I would have went down on her but I didn't want to get clit boogers in my mouth.

by Anthony O'dell Williams February 10, 2007

booger sammich

A sandwich with boogers on it. except the word "sandwich" turned into "sammich to sound funnier

don't eat that booger sammich or else you'll get diarrhea.

by Brett Watson April 17, 2006

Boonder

Another word for a black jew

Hitler: Kill the Boonders first

by lostunsunghero September 2, 2009

Booger Flick

Passing off work you do not want to do to someone else.

Gayle booger flicked the overnight inventory to Rueben.

by Gayle Rueben September 5, 2009