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Monkey bollocks

A claim that started off as truth but is greatly embellished and exaggerated for maximum dramatic effect
(Challenging a friend who makes an outlandish claim) - ‘Is that what really happened or is it monkey bollocks? ‘
by Coops ahoy October 26, 2020
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desmond bollocks

the formal version of the popular meme; deez nuts.
man: knock knock
mbn: who is there
man: des
mbn: des who
man: desmond bollocks lol
mbn: shit
by zleed May 6, 2021
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slappity bollocks

Sexual intercourse in which the testicles slap against other body parts in an especially wanton, floppy manner. Almost always accompanied by loud fleshy slapping noises, sweat, and grunts.
Boy: Ayo gurl wanna engage in some Slappity Bollocks?
Girl: Always! Bollocks be mad slappity yo.
by ilovepenguins412222222 July 24, 2016
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bungee bollocks

The phrase Bungee bollocks does not have to refer to older men though as it a phrase used for when, someone of the male gender wears shorts and their bollocks have dropped out and are in clear view.

The drooping of the skin around the bollocks due to aging can cause men of 90+ years of age sometimes have trouble with this and end up tripping over their own bollocks.
Arnold: Hi Trev you ready for that run.
Trev: Yeah sure, just waiting for Laurie.
'Laurie Approaches'
Arnold: Don't look now but Laurie has bungee bollocks.
Trev: Woah you could hang a baby off those.
by General G. Imp May 14, 2008
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shitting bollocks

When someone is chatting so much shit and bollocks at the same time
He was so wrong and he knew it, shitting bollocks the whole time
by Carpetmuncher99 June 1, 2018
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Soppy Bollocks

Someone displaying the behaviour of a Matthew Leonard or a Kyle Willman
by dardyarty November 1, 2019
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Bollocks

A British term for shit or poop or the number can also describe something that is extremely disgusting or gross or extreme disgust
Bollocks
by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025
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