1) A combination of the words bollocks and bullshit to create the perfect word to describe complete and utter nonsense.

2) Cum. The shit that comes out of bollocks.

1) Stop talking bollockshit.
2) There was bollockshit everywhere.

Bollockshit by thatweirdmotherfucker September 4, 2011

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dog's bullocks

IS NOT BRITISH SLANG you morons. It's Dog's Bollocks, with an 'o', not a 'u'.

Right:
Person 1 "my brand new car is the dog's bollocks."
Person 2 "cool, i'll have to check it out."

Wrong:
Person 1 "my brand new car is the dog's bullocks."
Person 2 "you're a twat."

dog's bullocks by AgentZaarin December 9, 2007

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bollock

Bollock(s)
(1) I dont give a shit about
(2) Rubbish

Bollox(ed)
(3) A bit broken

Bollock(ing) & Bollock(ed)
(4a)A telling off & (4b)Told off

'Bollocks to that' (1)

'(1) Bollocks to that (2) bollocks it's (3) bolloxed and we'll get a (4a) bollocking and I hate being (4b) bollocked'.

bollock by .mini.moke August 28, 2008

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Bollucks

(n) A profound exclamation, as if to express dumbfoundness at a specific situaton, whether negative, positive, or for the hell of it.

Ex.1
Male 1: "Dude, look at this toad.....it's like, 500 FEET LONG!"

Male 2: "Bollucks!"

Ex.2
Male 1:(Knees male 2 in the testicles)

Male 2: "Bollucks!"

Ex.3
Male 1:(shoots self in the foot, but surprisingly feels no pain) "Bollucks!"

Bollucks by Squantomahafolohanapafalooloo September 4, 2006

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