Blumpkin Parade

Three or more people simultaniously recieving blumpkins in the same public restroom

Hollywood, Caio, and Tim had a blumpkin parade at wal-mart

by Jonathon M May 15, 2007

blumpkin gnome

a small gnome like creature normally dutch that prances around while someone is receiving a blumpkin dressed in a leopard skin bra singing songs and wearing friends moms thongs

damn, marisa gamble sure is a blumpkin gnome.

by holden mcgroine February 16, 2009

Country Blumpkin

when you get a blumpkin in an outhousee new

jeb got a country blumpkin in his nice new outhouse

by edward houssein December 19, 2007

strawberry blumpkin

Eating out a female when she is on her period while she is taking a shit.

Chuck gave Carla a strawberry blumpkin

by Tim jr February 26, 2011

Flaming Blumpkin

A derivitive of the blumpkin in which a wick or fuse is attached to the hair of the giver. At the beginning of the act, the fuse is lit to encourage speed and a quick finish. The giver is only permitted to stop if the reciever reaches climax or both the giver and reciever catch on fire. Use of the toilet is permissible to extinguish the flames.

Last night, my girlfriend was giving me a flaming blumpkin and ended up with 2nd degree burns.

by iron_city_ap December 25, 2010

Space Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blumpkin while space docking.(getting a blow job while shitting into a vagina)

Alec, Adam and Kajsa all worked together to perform the Space Blumpkin

The Cedar rapids Mustangs are known for their Space Blumpkins

by Annonymous Homo January 30, 2009

Blumpkin Tuesdays

Where Blumpkin is repeatedly performed.

Usually takes place on the second day of the week.

Not exempt from Bank Holidays

"Hey! I just loooove Blumpkin Tuesdays!"

by 69 eds '[-00 January 9, 2009