bloge

a very skinny, ugly and tall person with a wig made out of cheetos.

Yo, you see that bloge over there? Pretty ugly.

by Insan1ty_ November 2, 2020

blogamy

the custom or condition of having a marital relationship strictly confined to the blogosphere. People in a blogamous relationship may or may not be married to others in real life.

Sharon, a single woman in her 20's, fell in love with David after reading his blog and soon they began corresponding through email and also commenting on each others' blogs. What started off as online mutual admiration society became increasingly flirtateous and later serious.

In the end, they decided not to meet in person after all for fear of ruining the ideal images of each other which they had cultivated through blogging. Instead, David posted an e-proposal, and Sharon enthusiastically accepted. Three months later, they held a blogamous (adjective of blogamy) wedding, and continued to live physically apart from each other, but yet happily together in the blogosphere ever after.

by profnachos September 14, 2006

blogma

Referring to the content of any blog, especially content that contains annoyingly strong opinions stated as facts.

The notion that Kevin Smith is the George Lucas of his generation is total blogma.

by the migster February 13, 2006

blogspeak

(noun)

1 : a language developed for and used in internet journals, or blogs, by their keepers, or bloggers

A meme is blogspeak for an idea spread from blog to blog.

by Emme December 10, 2003

freeway blogger

A piece of human garbage, this simple minded creep slinks around the freeways of California putting up lame signs that show his ignorance and his arrogance. While some activists may stand by their signs to show their conviction towards their cause, this overweight pussy quickly hangs his signs and then high-tails it out of town. He displays the epitome of cowardice and all characteristics of a mentally handicapped individual. He also smokes pole and takes it up the pooper.

The California freeway blogger spends an inordinate amount of time creating signs and hanging them up. If only he spent a little more time on the treadmill, he might be around a little longer for all of us to keep laughing at him.

by ScarlettPussyman15 March 25, 2008

blogorrhea

A blog characterized by excessive commenting on irrelevant facts. We say that the blogger suffers from uncontrollable verbal discharge or blogorrhea.

This guy's blog is full of useless crap. It is like his brain just burst with projectile blogorrhea.

by Yoova September 14, 2006

Blogpocalypse

total online meltdown. The toys have been hurled from the pram, the messageboard has been shut down, Derek M. Powazek has abseiled down the side of the building and is tossing flaming books "of design for community" through the window. It's all over.

dreamless, o8, tw, humhum, yayhooray. In the end, someone drops one too many fwisdom bombs, and it's goodnight for everyone.

by swine January 28, 2005