A large turd or series of turds that are partially under water and partially stuck to the side of the bowel.
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1. the practice of exploiting another human's action(s) in an argument by insisting that the action(s) were harmful, when they were in fact benevolent, unrelated, inconsequential and/or warranted.
2. referring to an instance of self-entitled grievousness, usually in an effort to feel validated in an emotion and most often practiced by shoppers, patrons, children and liberals.
3. referring to the philosophically-observed decline of social proficiency in children of the 21st century due to misplaced upbringing.
1. the practice of exploiting another human's action(s) in an argument by insisting that the action(s) were harmful, when they were in fact benevolent, unrelated, inconsequential and/or warranted.
2. referring to an instance of self-entitled grievousness, usually in an effort to feel validated in an emotion and most often practiced by shoppers, patrons, children and liberals.
3. referring to the philosophically-observed decline of social proficiency in children of the 21st century due to misplaced upbringing.
"Son, there is no argument and I will refuse to tolerate your bitchedry."
"I think my table complained to the manager about the eggs. I'll have to convince her it's just entitled bitchedry."
"It is the knowledge of when to be content and the wisdom to take advantage of the right opportunities as they come along that undermine bitchedry before it becomes a part of the living being's character."
"The bitchedry of the modern child is due to the dwindling prevalence of deterrent physical punishment."
"I think my table complained to the manager about the eggs. I'll have to convince her it's just entitled bitchedry."
"It is the knowledge of when to be content and the wisdom to take advantage of the right opportunities as they come along that undermine bitchedry before it becomes a part of the living being's character."
"The bitchedry of the modern child is due to the dwindling prevalence of deterrent physical punishment."
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