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Bullshit Girl

A girl who tends to lead on making you think she's into you . Therefore , she will make you believe you are very attractive/ interested then the next day you don't exist. A fake personality bitch with the following traits -

She will confuse persistence w/ chasing making you think you're coming too strong when really it's just a normal text or call.

She will make small conversation with you then completely end the conversation red-flag like.

She will come off tedious and pretentious-like when on the phone or text.

She will tell you she'll call you back and you know she never will. ex "Text me or call me when you get the chance"

If you encounter this do not waste your time.
GIRL: Hey lets hang out sometime i'm down to get together lets do it tomorrow

YOU : Sounds good

next day...

YOU : Text ... "Hey there , lets go out tonight!"
Girl : "read - 3:43 p.m."

3 hours later ...
YOU: did you get my text ... ?
GIRL : read 7:47 p.m.

-Bullshit Girl
by ksudzo August 2, 2016
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bullshit equivalent

Oh, would you look at that?
He's the bullshit equivalent of Leroy Brown!
What I need is the bullshit equivalent of a flux capacitor that will take me BACK to the place and time where that was last considered cool....

and REJECT IT on principal!
by Thygeekgoddess March 5, 2017
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bullshit writing

When you take an exam or big essay test, and broaden your vocabulary to make you essay longer. It doesn't make sense, you just wanna sound smart.
Bullshit writing:

In conclusion, therefore, I conclude, that it is utterly unfortunate that photosynthesis.
by Supersonik August 24, 2017
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bullshit ratio

The amount of effort needed to disprove bullshit. A high bullshit ratio means that you need a large amount of time to disprove the bullshit. A low bullshit ratio means that only a small amount of time is needed.

The main principal is that "The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it".

See also: Gish Gallop
I was going to argue with that guy, but it hit me his arguments have a high bullshit ratio. Ain't nobody got time for that shit, man.
by alexandria_ February 23, 2018
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bullshity

Bro, that's so bullshity
by gaygwenten June 27, 2019
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Bullshitaphobic

A person who can't stand someone's bullshit. Or a person who doesn't take shit from no one.
Jesse: "Bitch, I'm bullshitaphobic, I don't give a fuck about you."
by SadXhuntress February 7, 2021
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bullshittamous

Similar to Bullshittery, but with a Latin root tweek making it much more acrid and pretentiously, erudite diminishment.
So the doc told me that I'm gonna be IMPOTENT after my prostate surgery.
Is that so? I'd hafta be thinin' bullshittamous on that! You can always get one of those finger-up-the-ass, pump-up cocks right!!??
by YAWA March 10, 2022
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