beep

To beep means to produce a short high pitched fart that gives a beeping sound

My guts are bad today, I've been beeping a lot

by Ems74 December 17, 2006

burping bedpost

A bassoon, from the shape and size of the musical instrument.

Hi John! What instrument are they teaching you to play now in Woodwinds 101, burping bedpost?

by pentozali November 8, 2005

St bedes

Best school in the world. mr massie is the legend upon men. 5/5 star hygiene rating

all serious this school should be give an award. made so many kids dreams. best school in scunthorpe. send ur kids here if they want 5+ grades (unless ur mama starzak)

josie: what is the best school in the world
me: st bedes is the best #obvs

by chippy_esso February 2, 2020

beep boop

A 5'2 short robot.

She's shockingly ferocious; attacking anyone nearby in the vicinity with zero sympathy. Her favorite targets include: Server retards, YAOI haters, anti-snipe niggas. She's surprisingly nice with those she loves, but holds a deep loathing hatred among those she deems worthless.

Note 1: The spell "LOGS = GAY" is deemed to be ineffective when used against her, making her a big threat. Use the spell "LOGS = STRAIGHT" instead to counter her though at a price of several drawbacks.
(There is a big risk of using the "LOGS = STRAIGHT" technique due to a number of reasons including but not limited to: Straight people using the logs to snipe you instead. )

Note 2: Be aware that she releases oil instead of cum, a result of her being a fucking robot.
Note 3: Do not attempt to sex her. (Trust me)

SERVER RETARD: HAHA GAY CUM CUM XDDDD
Beep Boop: I'll boil your fucking teeth <3
SERVER RETARD: Ok sorry (; - ;)

by Anti-horny police man November 16, 2020

Bedeet

Derives from charleston same thing as sceeter but used after

Damn sceeter Bedeet!

by bdfgdf April 25, 2005

beeps

this is shorthand for the hottest chick at U of Chicago; now, while you may balk and declare, "there are no hotass chicas at Chicago; they're all nasty recluse bitches!" -- well, I am telling you otherwise. She likes to b-cup it down the street, wear beaded thongs, buy 400 dollar dior belts, and have sex in Regenstein Library. Yes, she might not have the cleanest record with the guys (she was nardified), but she does take care of herself, get waxed on a frequent basis, and eat at least one meal a day.

Do you know any chick that will model any vs lingerie I buy for her? Most certainly -- beeps.

by Bradford A April 18, 2003

beepotomy

The study of censorship.

After the Janet Jackson incident, I went to take a class in beepotomy.

by mininerd82 March 17, 2004