Goose Batting

A type of goose hunt that involves using a bat or a club that is swinged at the gooses head in order to kill it

Yo Jason, I had the best fucking time going goose batting. It’s the most fun way to hunt geese.

by Goose Hunter November 22, 2023

Cheeto-Bating

When your love for porn and your love for Cheetos mix.

I caught Ryan Cheeto-bating again.... and he made some raunch dressing.

by Repressed Humor Issues February 7, 2025

Rage bating

Instead of getting pissed off by an intentionally inflammatory news story… you jerk off to it instead.

I am currently rage bating to the new 200 million dollar golden ballroom being constructed while food stamps are being denied. Instead of being pissed off I am getting off. Rage bating.

by Gboyzie November 9, 2025

Rage bating

Instead of getting pissed off by an intentionally inflammatory news story… you jerk off to it instead.

I am currently rage bating to the new 200 million dollar golden ballroom being constructed while food stamps are being denied. Instead of being pissed off I am getting off. Rage bating.

by Gboyzie November 9, 2025

People-bathing

Going out and socializing with other people, typically used for people who can't go outside without being noticed as a popular figure.

I was people-bathing in a Chili's, and a lot of fans ended up forming a line to talk with me.

by Biscuitimus December 5, 2025

Run out of Monkey Bathing gifs

(v.)

Synonym for suicide.

Person 1: I think I'm gonna Run out of Monkey Bathing gifs.
Person 2: Noo don't do that please its unhealthy you could literally die

by Dinkywink June 17, 2021

I Am Being Volatile Towards Baseball Helmets for Batting And I Do Not Care

I Am Being Volatile Towards Baseball Helmets for Batting And I Do Not Care

I Am Being Volatile Towards Baseball Helmets for Batting And I Do Not Care

by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 23, 2025