That one person in the friend group commonly referred to as "annoying", the "mommy's love", the one who always says he'll do something but never will. Bonus points if the person has no hair.
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Guy 2: it was alright.. she had a balloon cooter though... so I had to fake a nut.
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A species of hulking creatures that have a bulky body and a long back that is covered with a protective shell, huge arms with hands and feet with four long claws, a knobby head, unhinged jaws with sharp teeth, short tail, white eyes, a pig snout, and has a horrible guttural scream. They living subterranean caverns or abandoned castles.
The balgoss is a terrible creature indeed!
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They are often described as towering beasts that have a thick and tough body covered with a protective shell, huge arms with hands and feet with four long claws, a knobby bald head, unhinged jaws with razor-sharp teeth, short tail, white eyes, a pig snout, and has a horrible growl that is sometimes annoying, and piggish appetite and will eat anything bigger than itself.
It was the name of the second boss in the classic arcade game Three Wonders released by Capcom in 1991.
They are often described as towering beasts that have a thick and tough body covered with a protective shell, huge arms with hands and feet with four long claws, a knobby bald head, unhinged jaws with razor-sharp teeth, short tail, white eyes, a pig snout, and has a horrible growl that is sometimes annoying, and piggish appetite and will eat anything bigger than itself.
It was the name of the second boss in the classic arcade game Three Wonders released by Capcom in 1991.
The balgoss is blamed for destroyed farms, eaten or missing livestock, and economic loss in society.
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"Well that solves my Balloon Problem, but I still can't get my car to start!"
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