Tim Bacon

The thiccest piece of bacon that you have ever seen. A complete god

Tim Bacon be thiccc

by Paul Rendon August 2, 2019

bacon thirty

(n:) time of day where eating bacon is absolutely necessary, and (n:) a diner dedicated to the pure awesomeness of bacon by specializing in bacon related dishes...oh, and curling

(v:) to wrap something in bacon; to fry or deep fry something; to wrap in bacon and then deep fry

What time is it? Oh its bacon thirty! (fry some bacon) Nom nom nom.

My sandwich is so boring! I know, I should baconthirty it. (wrap it in bacon and deep fry it) Nom nom nom.

by bacon:thirty March 18, 2010

bacon on the side

police car on the side of the road with a radar gun

"Slow down, there's some bacon on the side up the road."

by MC Munson December 29, 2007

Bacon Boner

An immediate massive solid erection that occurs at the sight or smell of bacon.

Do you want to go to waffle house?

No! I get a huge bacon boner as soon as I get within 50 feet of that place.

by T.J. Dubz October 26, 2011

Bacon Sexual

Sexually attracted to bacon. Only bacon.

Erica: How do you feel right now?
Alex: I feel bacon sexual

by Swag bacon November 6, 2014

Making bacon

Slang for having sex.

Paul and Sally were making bacon.

by TonyTheSkunk March 13, 2004

emergency bacon

This is bacon which is hidden from normal usage such that, in the event of a bad day, a party, or a zombie apocalypse, it is readily available to save the day and improve morale. Usually this is kept in a separate freezer apart from the one in your kitchen. It can also be hidden in the main freezer using grocery bags, or by hiding down at the bottom where it is hard to reach. The end goal is that the bacon is hidden and forgotten from normal usage but, when you really need it, you remember it is there and can still have bacon.
This also can lead to having to double up on grocery purchases of bacon to replenish your normal supply, plus the emergency bacon ration.

"Oh man, I've had a rough day at work, and just need some bacon to cheer me up."
"But we're out, we used up our bacon on Saturday with a big breakfast, and I haven't had time to grocery shop".
"Wait! We still have the emergency bacon, let's open that up!"

by TalksQuietly October 8, 2017