bob

1) the name of an imaginary person

2) the name kids find fucking hilarious when really as you get older it tends to be really annoying

3) the name of an old man

4) the name of that irritating boy from the british film the nativity

ellie: OMG!! have u watched the nativity? the boy called bob really triggered me!!

*triggered*

joseph: i had a rlly old man teacher today as a cover teacher, he said his name was bob

by joggybean July 25, 2017

Bob

A player in the popular survival game (ARK) who is not in the kibble alliance.

Barry Seals are a group of bobs. #sealsneverlose

by oDiversegg March 23, 2021

Bob

Another way to say Nigga, more than likely from a DC/DMV person.

“Moe you wild”
“Gtf bob, you know I’m not wild 💯”

by Thakidshy December 12, 2017

Bob

Verb, An acronym for "boulder on balls", the funny emotional state of a guy when friendzoned or ditched by a girl or a dream.

Gosh! David got bobbed bad by flora last night. Must have been so embarrassing.

by Hoaxy963 October 31, 2017

Bob

Someone who never knows what there doing and always messes around when there supposed to be working.

The Bob The Builder TV show for children made in November 28 1998.

Stop being a bob

by Mike Myers] June 1, 2021

Bob

A man who suffers from lifelong depression who’s just beginning to think for himself.

Bob is in weekly therapy.

by Phorol Septoros December 3, 2019

Bob

Literally a human variable, if someone isn't telling a true story, they use his name or Jimmy for a character.

Then Bob said "why would i do that?"

by Negroratory mammal September 27, 2019