Boomer Boat

A cruise ship usually patronised by Baby Boomers who enjoy each others company by bonding through "Back in my day..." or "Young people these days..." anecdotes.

Q. Hey John, where are your parents at the moment?

A. Sailing the Mediterranean in a 'Boomer Boat' with a bunch of other entitled geriatrics. Probably enjoying the Diarrhea phase of the cruise by now...

by Pecks 1970 April 23, 2020

boat tits

Big natural tits that slope down and out by design and almost resemble the bow of a wooden boat

Man, check out the boat tits on Rachel! I wish I could set sail with those boobies!

by have a little October 16, 2017

shrimp boat

A type of boat that Bubba and Forrest Gump dreamed of sailing on.

Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. owns a crap ton of shrimp boats.

by MyNameIsForrest-ForrestGump March 9, 2018

Boat stare

The stare of a boat but it's a person.

Hey did you guys see Mr. Shid?
Yeah he goat a real boat stare about him.

by sk8terb0i July 10, 2021

finger boats

When a girl has extremely big feet with long toes. The toe nails are weird in shape and the complete toe plus toenail looks like a hand.

"Can i borrow some shoes?"
"Hell no look at your finger boats"

by goldenmoonlight May 15, 2012

Frotor Boat

When you motor boat two afros.

These two fine seventies black models put their heads together and I TOTALLY FROTOR BOATED THEM!!!!

by Swagmastermax December 14, 2011

Boat Crud

1) The disease that one person brings onboard the submarine that infects the entire crew, rendering the boat virtually useless. 2) The combination of all diseases brought onboard by the crew that makes the super-powerful, incurable, mega-disease that everyone gets.

In other news, a new crewmember onboard U.S.S. Underway, as brought boat crud underway. No word yet on how this will affect its upcoming deployment.

by brad the nuke July 1, 2011