ram batter

Excessive vaginal discharge as a result of rough sexual intercourse.

"Wouldn't you want to stick you're dick in 13-years of a no cock pussy?" as he described his experience with a bull dyke's girlfriend to his homies.
"Just ram batter baby...all day..."

by BT_the_Builder January 30, 2016

Battering the lampshade

Akin to flicking the bean a term for manual stimulation of the female genitalia specifically the hood over the clitoris. Either as part of female masturbation or an act carried out by an obliging partner

Foreplay was amazing: I was battering the lampshade for hours

by csace April 4, 2020

Slack batter

When you are able to blow a load whilst having a semi or flaccid chap.

Man, I had no idea whether she was a minger or minter, and still couldn't work it out after I slack battered her chin ...

by Ulazygit October 21, 2020

stolnack batter

Compound- 1/2 gram "butter" concentrate + 1 gram CBD Nano crystals + 1 gram live resine. For use in Vape Bong.

Let's smoke a bowl, here try this stolnack batter smoke and repeat as needed

by Sastolnack June 10, 2018

Battered Canadian Syndrome

When a Canadian spends enough time with Americans and they become an absolute asshole, renouncing their Canadian politeness because they're paid 75 cents on the dollar like a woman.

Pers 1-I can't spend time with so-and-so anymore, he's a total ass hat.
Pers 2-That's what happens when you get battered Canadian Syndrome.

by highlandblade April 5, 2019

batter flaps

flat round breakfast food served with maple syrup.
sometimes refered to as pancakes.

These batter flaps are delicious!

by Binkley11 February 8, 2010

stir the cake batter

The male equivalent of “stir the paint”.
(Open relationship exclusive) When your man returns from a gay hookup after getting absolutely decimated in his prostate, he asks for you to “clean it out” and finish the job for him.
Pegging or inserting your tinky winky into his laa-laa is recommended here.
(Optional) Yell loudly “Housekeeping!” when clearing his anus of bodily fluids for further experience in this exciting journey.
You can inquire to your partner to (consensually) put their “cake batter” in the oven. You can suck it out directly with a garden hose and put it in a pan (pansexual) and cook it for 69 minutes. Voila. Free crotch fruit.

“How was work, honey?”
“Not good. I’m gonna need you to stir the cake batter.”

by cheesebiscuitsandwine September 23, 2024