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naked attack

When a person, being without clothes, physically tackles another person in the presence of others with the purpose of publically humiliating them. Also known as a "naked tackle." Perfected by Jewel.
"If you don't shut the hell up, I swear I will naked attack you!"
by DarkRob2000 April 23, 2006
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Art Attack

art at⋅tack – ahrt uh-tak

–noun

Derived from the "Gorilla Mask" and the familiar 90's British children's television series revolving around art know as "Art Attack" hosted by Neil Buchanan

A "sexual act" involving a hand full of sparkles thrown in the face of an unsuspecting female who just recieved a facial.

At the point of execution you yell the famous line...

"This is an Art Attack, and this is an Art Attack... THIS IS ART ATTACK!"
I brought that bitch home from the club and got her ass ready for art class with an Art Attack

Last night I finished with an Art Attack

Last night I gave that bitch an Art Attack
by bartlomiej December 2, 2009
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penis attack

A seizure of the penis, often during intense physical activity due to lack of blood to the vital organ.

Also, an irregular form of E.D., only of the temporary sort
Not a good thing to have.
"Sweetie, the kid had another penis attack today in gym class."
"Well then Earl I guess its hereditary."
"Yeah, maybe your ri... HEY, THAT'S NOT FUNNY, IT WAS ONLY THAT ONCE!"
by AnJaHC May 23, 2006
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Kak-Attack

When a momther is a lad but then you see Kakyoin and start violently shaking and screaming
Is that a mom? OH NO ITS TRAP KAKYOIN AAAAAA IM HAVING A KAK-ATTACK GUYS PLEASE HELP
by Spedwagon July 30, 2019
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Japanic Attack

The mother of all panic attacks, it's three times worse, and you don't see it coming. It eventually leads to continual meltdowns, and the fallout affects everyone you care about.
OMG! OMG! OMG! I'm having a Japanic attack!!!
by John Pennington April 11, 2011
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Laugh Attack

When you laugh at something funny and for a long time you just keep laughing
by Trendcrave September 30, 2017
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Sodium Attack

1. When you attack someone with sodium
2. Chess Opening Na3
3. When you dump salt on someone's head.
4. Salt Bomb Attack
1. Sodium Attack!!!!!!!!
2. The first move is Na3, Sodium Attack
3. Sodium Attack! It's raining salt!!!!
4. This salt bomb will go off in two minutes and thirty-five seconds.
by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 March 5, 2021
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