Asperphobia

A fear of people with aspergers or a predujice against them, people who suffer from these either think that people with aspergers are to be avoided or treat aspergers like it's a disease rather than what it actually is.

Often completely missing the point and not getting the facts straight, often claiming that you can catch it from other people that may have it.

"Oh no...George has aspergers, he's going to infect us all."
"Diana, you suffer from Asperphobia."

by MM132 November 16, 2012

Assport

A free pass to buttfuck someone.

My girlfriend gave me an assport last night.

by Sigia Zodiark August 2, 2011

asspirating

When you go into a severe coughing fit and start inhaling the tissue you're using to cover your mouth.

"Katya, you're a dipshit. Stop asspirating your tissue. You're going to get tissue crap all over your tongue."

"WATCH!! ASSPIRATING IS LIKE GIVING BIRTH!!"

by bahhhhhrooke June 27, 2005

asscertain

Selfhelp & background to online publishing tips & tricks to capitalize on others' credit card Pending Spending

Asscertain your credit background.

by Hercolena Oliver April 21, 2009

Asperanti

Somthing that a guy puts his penis into

Did you see Kelly put his penis into that Asperanti

by BrandonBarkhouse June 24, 2006

asspenny

The lowest common denominator of ass-product. Smallest measure of a piece of shit.

He's not even a piece of shit, he's just an asspenny!

by Jonas VanSpreckles May 15, 2007

asspee

what you get when you don't cyber (smelly, sticky, gross - yet fun)

pezz and skroo were cybering and thus did not transfer asspee

by blackwave September 23, 2003