Alan

A really cute, sweet and sensitive guy, with a big heart. He can see through people's flaw's and would never hurt anybody. Charming, gorgeous, polite and funny, he will always be there for you<3

"Hey Alan"
"Hiya Hannah"
"How are you?"
"I'm alright, thanks, how are you?"
"I'm alright I suppose"
"What's wrong?"
^Always wants to help make things better<3

by spannaahh October 24, 2011

Alanii

Alanii is a sweet, kind, and respectful person. She has poofy, curly hair. And a bubbly personality. She is often either serious or silly. Always pretty smart. Always underestimated, though. She is extremely beautiful, inside and out. Never leaves someone behind. Very classy. She got the fatty and she cute as hell. Always trustworthy, will never tell another soul.

Alanii is literally my best friend.

Alanii is so cute in that dress like yass, sus.

by Nerdy caaaandy🤓😂🤣 April 5, 2017

Alanna

Fiercely loyal, a good friend, would do anything for the people she loves, probably has a dog named Carly Rose, incredibly intelligent, very quick witted, speaks quickly and with purpose, social and outgoing, loves to have a good time, loves the beach, unreasonably pretty, highly independent (she don’t need no man), but loves hanging out with friends, a great writer, very ambitious, could start a revolution is necessary, will always defend you.

Me:

Alanna: *throws a surprise party*

by boyyO February 23, 2019

Dirty Alanis

When ur girl cuts her wrist and she dribbles the blood into a syringe. And she then proceeds to inject it into your erect penis, then when she gives you a blow job/ oral sex or anal. Then after she has make u ejaculate multiple times with her wet pussy or slobbery mouth, your condom should be full of a mixture of her blood and your cum. Then you freeze it in the freezer and she then uses it on you like a dildo making your ass hairs freeze, until it melts all over and inside your ass then she licks your ass clean swallowing it in the process

Me and my girl are going to try dirty Alanis tonight

by Dan with a pan March 22, 2022

alan garcia

n. Socialist Peruvian politician running against wack-job Humala

Former president that Led Peru to ruins in the '80s

During his administration the nation suffered hyperinflation, terrorist attacks, failed civil engineering projects, and numerous human rights abuses.

Sadly, ignorant Peruanos have forgotten this and hopped on the APRA bandwagon. Now the Peruvians are going to vote for him or Ollanta "Hugo Chavez" Humala.

Ollanta Humala or Alan Garcia - Either way Peru is fucked

by Peruvian Expatriate May 11, 2006

Alan

A person with obvious testicular fortitude. A name for someone who is kind hearted and funny, unless you discuss Doomsday. Smart and obviously handsome, all these words describe someone with the name.

When girls see Alan skate down the ice they scream and throw themselves onto it, just to hope he will notice them.

Wow, you are such an Alan!!!

by mickyd'sisnotwith me January 2, 2011

Alan

Loyal, charming, handsome, smart, strong..just to name a few attributes..will never let you down and takes care of you like no other. Makes you feel like you are the only girl In the world that matters..can melt you with his smile alone and he's hilarious. Life of the party!

Alan is here, let the partea begin!

by Kimmy87 April 5, 2016