Hes a hard core dude with some funny ass jokes he has your back when u need and a something out there dont piss him off as he tends to have a short temper
Alan! Stop smoking weed
by Alanone47 March 14, 2017
Get the Alan mug.Co-host of "Hannity and Colmes" on FOX news who claims to be a 'Liberal' while attacking other Liberals.
EX:
TED RALL, COLUMNIST AND POLITICAL CARTOONIST: There is no respect for a man who...
COLMES: So why say with all respect? Isn't that hypocritical? Because you're not showing any respect.
RALL: It's called sarcasm, Alan.
COLMES: Look, Ecclesiastes says for everything there is a season and I think there's a time. I've spent many years being critical of Reagan's policies, and I'm sure the time will come once again to debate those things.
RALL: Clearly, I mean, I'm just...
COLMES: You need to understand my question.
BOOKS by Alan Colmes: Red, White, and Liberal
EX:
TED RALL, COLUMNIST AND POLITICAL CARTOONIST: There is no respect for a man who...
COLMES: So why say with all respect? Isn't that hypocritical? Because you're not showing any respect.
RALL: It's called sarcasm, Alan.
COLMES: Look, Ecclesiastes says for everything there is a season and I think there's a time. I've spent many years being critical of Reagan's policies, and I'm sure the time will come once again to debate those things.
RALL: Clearly, I mean, I'm just...
COLMES: You need to understand my question.
BOOKS by Alan Colmes: Red, White, and Liberal
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"Hey Alan"
"Hiya Hannah"
"How are you?"
"I'm alright, thanks, how are you?"
"I'm alright I suppose"
"What's wrong?"
^Always wants to help make things better<3
"Hiya Hannah"
"How are you?"
"I'm alright, thanks, how are you?"
"I'm alright I suppose"
"What's wrong?"
^Always wants to help make things better<3
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Former president that Led Peru to ruins in the '80s
During his administration the nation suffered hyperinflation, terrorist attacks, failed civil engineering projects, and numerous human rights abuses.
Sadly, ignorant Peruanos have forgotten this and hopped on the APRA bandwagon. Now the Peruvians are going to vote for him or Ollanta "Hugo Chavez" Humala.
Former president that Led Peru to ruins in the '80s
During his administration the nation suffered hyperinflation, terrorist attacks, failed civil engineering projects, and numerous human rights abuses.
Sadly, ignorant Peruanos have forgotten this and hopped on the APRA bandwagon. Now the Peruvians are going to vote for him or Ollanta "Hugo Chavez" Humala.
by Peruvian Expatriate May 11, 2006
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