by fakecrying101 April 13, 2020
Get the Allison mug.Sweet at first, but will fuck you over. She'll throw her cat any guy who wants it and puts dicks before chicks. Apparently, she's always got to be right and honesty doesn't matter in her dull and judging eyes. She'll only be buddy buddy with you to get you on her side and to seem way more popular than she really is. She hates on her friends and is secretly jealous of them. She's a bully and will put herself before you. Don't trust an Allison.
by Coopwin August 11, 2015
Get the Allison mug.A girl who does not understand the word annoying and is seems like she is perfect but isn't she stays in her own world and does not get it. This is reality it's not perfect so she can cry a bridge and get over it from a stupid girl and that's herself
by Cassieboobear:3 March 2, 2016
Get the Allison mug.A school grounds keeper, very evidently male, who has an outdated perm and mustache. Upon introducing himself, he creates an elephant in the room as to what would drive a couple to name their son Allison.
This issue is solved when you then experience this man's annoying accent, over zealous dedication to fire safety, and other intolerable quirks that align with his odd name.
This issue is solved when you then experience this man's annoying accent, over zealous dedication to fire safety, and other intolerable quirks that align with his odd name.
Person one: Why's Allison care so much about fire safety?
Person 2: Who cares. He makes me feel so uncomfortable, I think I'm going to transfer.
Person 2: Who cares. He makes me feel so uncomfortable, I think I'm going to transfer.
by McJaggerMann January 15, 2014
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Ronald McDonald hair? Pink does not go with red?
Ronald McDonald hair? Pink does not go with red?
by ChewbaccasBitch January 4, 2010
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1. Everything happens for a reason
2. Everything happens for the overall good
3. Everything that happens affects the future
4. The universe is a cone
5. There are multiple cone-universes
6. Dreams are separate universes
7. Dream universes only exist for the duration of that dream
8. All cone universes came from the Big Bang dot, with their vertexes facing the Big Bang dot.
1. Everything happens for a reason
2. Everything happens for the overall good
3. Everything that happens affects the future
4. The universe is a cone
5. There are multiple cone-universes
6. Dreams are separate universes
7. Dream universes only exist for the duration of that dream
8. All cone universes came from the Big Bang dot, with their vertexes facing the Big Bang dot.
(note: one who believes in allism is deemed an allist)
Teacher: What is the universe?
Allist Student: A Cone!
Person: Why did that happen?
Allist: For the good of future societies
Teacher: What is the universe?
Allist Student: A Cone!
Person: Why did that happen?
Allist: For the good of future societies
by allist June 22, 2011
Get the allism mug.Allison is the most amazing, talented red head I know. She is smart, and most importantly beautiful everyone sees it except her. You wonder what you would do without her most of the time. When she is there you wish she wasn’t and when she isn’t there you wish she was. She will bring a huge smile to your face with all of her stupid puns, you just can’t help but love her with all of your heart.
by Bubblyjoe February 2, 2019
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