The medieval practice of two true gentlemen charging together at full speed, clashing, erect penis first.
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Get the Alabama Jousting mug.by Anonymous May 13, 2003
Get the Alabama Goggles mug.When indulging in intercourse one partner inserts a snorkeler into the others asshole the other partner then proceeds to shit down the snorkeler. Partner one then blows the shit back up the snorkeler and the other shits it back. This goes on until one person give up and can no longer go on.
Bob: "How was the sex with your girl last night?"
Jim: "It was pretty awful except for the Alabama funnel."
Jim: "It was pretty awful except for the Alabama funnel."
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Oh Shit, Carlos! I accidentally Alabama Logjammer-ed your girlfriend and it was not satisfying in the least bit.
by Batteries Donahue November 29, 2009
Get the Alabama Logjammer mug.When one defecates directly into a shoebox for artistic purposes, typically for school projects and other similar endeavors.
Several classifications of Alabama Dioramas exist, the most prevalent being crapier mache.
Several classifications of Alabama Dioramas exist, the most prevalent being crapier mache.
My 5th grade teacher teacher in Tuscaloosa wanted me to do an extra credit assignment, but I just gave that bitch an Alabama Diorama.
by Andy S. and Malik G. February 15, 2008
Get the Alabama Diorama mug.The act of putting icy-hot, bengay, etc, on one's condom before intercourse. This is usually used as a revenge move or as a practical joke. An excellent way to end one's relationship.
Bitch doesn't think i know she cheated on me; think ill give her an Alabama Hotpocket and then dump her ass.
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