asian points

any extra points or credit given to a student just because they happen to be asian

Asian kid: Uggh I only got a 99 on my test.

Non-asain kid: What!? I got the exact same answers as you and I got an 87!

Asian kid: Yeah the teacher gave me some asian points.

by apc2150 August 29, 2009

Asianlicious

Asianlicious.com, founded in 2000, is an Asian American pop culture site where cute Asian Girls and Guys wear ASAINLICIOUS shirts

That girl is ASIANLICIOUS

by Mr. Asianlicious February 3, 2010

Asian Super Power Shield

A shild designed to protect against asian's obvious natral ability to predict what you're life will be through the culinary art of creating cookies.

Wow im glad that my Asian Super Power Shield protected me from this stupid ass fortune.

by G to the ilbo August 5, 2010

Asian tipsy

When your skinny Asian/oriental friend drinks the smallest amount of an alcoholic drink and happens to be stumbling all over the bar within minutes.

Example:
Asian/oriental guy: Hey Steve let me try that!

*takes a sip - 5 minutes later*

Asian/oriental guy: hey Steve I love you man!

Steve: Damn, thought it would be a while before the Asian Tipsy kicked in!

by pablo von sebastiano March 9, 2011

asian headache

when you have a headache from studying too much

I was up studying all night and now I have a killer asian headache.

by tommy naganuma September 12, 2011

Asininery

Asinine·ry

adj. Extremely stupid or foolish actions that lead to events or situations that are asinine.

"Adam insist on talking on speaker phone to his clients, so that the whole office can hear the conversation from his cubicle. This asininery has got to stop or I will have to strangle him with the cord from the handset he is not using!" -asininery.blogspot.com

by Unliketherest September 15, 2011

asian steve

Usually seen building computers or using a camera

Oh shit look there's Asian steve taking pictures.

by REDG2 February 4, 2014