artificial flavor

Slang for cologne or perfume.

Hey man, want to borrow some of my Polo Cologne?

No bro, I don't do artifical flavors...

You could smell Danny's artificial flavor from across the bar because he bathed in that shitty colonge before he came out

by b. hanback April 9, 2008

artificial manipulence

Well Well Well, Artificial Manipulence…. What can I really say? The clear definition is that when two contrivances come together to make one, the one being artificially created systems within our atmosphere. Artificial Manipulence is concerned with everything both living and dead. The true meaning yet to be disclosed will be given one day in the future.

CEO of Artificial Manipulence - IMYS

yo I really feel like artificial manipulence is taking its toll on me. “Sigh”.

yo my g you got some artificial manipulence for me?
Dear sir, may I please have a cup of artificial manipulence and biscuits.

Artificial Manipulence = Anything & Everything

by imys July 11, 2021

gank artist

someone who masters in the art of ganking

The gank artist had already ganked from over 50 people.

by drgnflm13 November 13, 2004

Con-artist

or con artist

one who makes money by fraud

Appearently, a con artist was targeting newlyweds.

by Light Joker June 11, 2005

artie

The strongest man in the world. Pete Wrigly, the younger's, personal super hero. He lives in a porta-john and has super strength. He sees to it that all in the world is "Pipe!"

Favorite lines include:

Well call me a truck and slap me 'till Wednesday.

I do not think you can catch me for I am super freaky.

and...

Come my little viking.

by Chelle December 27, 2003

artic

A common misspelling of the word "arctic," usually made by people with a fourth-grade education.

John: Hay letz go to the Artic pol!
Jane: Its spelled Arctic you dumbass.

by Spelling Police July 28, 2006

artificially busy

1) Being too busy to do anything else for a long time, but not actually accomplishing anything.

2) Being "busy" when somebody wants to hang out with you or sign you up for something, but really you're going to stay at home and count the ceiling tiles.

3) Being "busy" whenever somebody walks up to talk to you or to hide the fact that you are eavesdropping.

1) Being artificially busy is like being hamster in a cage, man!

2)
Person 1: Hey, wanna come over tonight and see my stamp collection? It's the biggest stamp collection outside of the European Union...
Person 2: Uh, sorry... gotta put cover sheets on all my TPS reports.
Person 1: TPS reports? Sounds like someone's artificially busy...

3) Dilbert, whenever Pointy Hair Bossy comes around.

by Jew Avenger October 9, 2005