Tim Allen Hammer

A hammer signed by Tim Allen. Used to fix Cam's porch, and kill kids from Carrick. "I wish you wouldda got me a Tim Allen Sledgehammer." Put in carpenter pants hammer hole.

I got a Tim Allen Hammer! Ahhhhhhhuhhhhhh. They gonna see Tim Allen on the hammer and they'll be like ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

by Eskimoman76 April 16, 2004

Allen Iverson [Iverson]

1)To shot 37% or less from the field.
2)To ignore the concept of team basketball for personal glory while saying goodbye to solid players like Larry Hughes, Toni Kukoc and Mutumbo because they dont "fit in" with your style.
3)To watch the coach that didn't get it win a championshp the year after he left you.
4)"We talkin' bout practice... not a game, not the game... practice- we talkin' bout practice!"

Hey man, I see your girls coming up to watch you play, you betta pull an Iverson so she can see you get some shots up.

by Demetric July 7, 2005

Allen boy

A Mr. Allen boy that is soo tall, hot, light-skinned, adorable, plays basketball, used to have Spanish with an amazing girl that switched out to a HIGHER LEVEL, and blind to see that a girl that glances at him in the hall everyday is in need of getting to know him. She wants to be his FRIEND

BOY:*walking and walking with his head up and tall*

Girl:*in the mind*-oh man why cant you come up to me and at least wave ugh your such an Allen boy!!!

BOY:*in the mind*-hey i know her thats ___ but she wont remember me will she???

GIRL-*in the mind*- don't you remember me!!! one day i talk to you OOONNNE DAYYY!!!

BOY:*IN THE MIND*- i wonder how she is......

by nicelyknownas37 December 9, 2009

edgar allen poe

Edgar Allen Poe was the first official goth known to existance. He was so depressed, he almost ripped out his spline. yeessss

Edgar Allen poe is my idol, because he is a depressed idiot.

by shkiphkles October 5, 2005

super-duper-allen

n. super-allen to the extreme.

Super-duper-allen yo ma shizzle!!

by tehsux December 14, 2004

Edgar Allen Poe

A horrific demon-poet who terrorized the city of Baltimore in the early 19th century.

The works of Edgar Allen Poe are depressing, dark and absolutely terrific.

by Tha_GooN April 9, 2017

Glen Allen Grantwich

When you are watching Football (Usually the JMU Dukes) with your home boyz from Glen Allen and decide to set up a slip n slide. Since it’s the Richmond metro area, the only thing you have to put on it to help slide is pimento cheese and northern neck ginger ale. The resulting greasy man pile at the end is a Grantwich

Grantford: let’s set up the slip n slide out back.
Richardo: I’ll grab the pimento cheese and this northern neck gingerale to lube it with.
Home boyz: weeeeee!!!!! (Crashing and piling up at the end shirtless and greasy)
Grantford: This is the best Glen Allen Grantwich we’ve ever made!!!!

by Esterlino Dorado April 12, 2022