Ford Mustang

The best car ford has made. First manufactured in late 1964. Millions flocked to the showrooms, and dealers had to put them on lifts to keep them from getting damaged.Made Ford so much profit, Chevy scrambled to make the Camaro to compete with it. Could be a economy car, with an economical base 6- cylinder engine, a mid-priced v-8 fastback, or a drag racing, 450 horse shelby GT-500. Ford turned it into an old ladies car in the late 70's, but in the 90's, they brought back the performance side of the mustang.

Did you know engineers designed an independent rear suspension for the
Ford Mustang,but Ford was too
cheap to put it on higher models?

by muscle car fan June 21, 2008

Ford Lease

A contract between Ford and a customers posterior.
Also includes a sub-par vehicle that disappears after the term of the lease expires leaving the customer in bewilderment at the vacant hole in their bank account and the throbbing from their backside.

Also known as "The Buttfuck"

Regular use -
Ford: "You're late for your Ford Lease payments this month."
Customer: "Please use lube..."

Slang use -
Geoff: "So Ford Leased you?"
Andrey: "Yup, right in the rear wiper."

by Geoff L May 22, 2005

Gerald Ford

A former football star at the University of Michigan. Gerald Ford's claim to fame comes from America' most recognizable rehabilitation center, the Betty Ford Clinic, which was set up by Ford's wife, Betty.

Gerald Ford's presidency was marked by two assassination attempts on his life. He's still alive now, so I'm assuming that they both failed.

by Diggity Monkeez January 9, 2005

Ford Contour

see pimpmobile

It could smoke your rice burner anyday.

by IrishRepublicanArmy November 16, 2003

Ford Festiva

The Ford Festiva was a subcompact car sold by the Ford Motor Company in North America, Asia and Australasia, introduced in 1986 in Japan. The car was manufactured by Kia in South Korea, which at the time was part-owned by Ford. Ultimately the vehicle was a piece of shit and was redesigned and renamed the Aspire for the North American market. Production of the Festiva ran from 1986-1994, and production of the Aspire ran from 1994-2001, although production range varies from market to market.

The only thing worse than driving a Ford Aspire is driving a Ford Festiva.

by iheartJeeps April 27, 2007

Ford Grenada

Ford Grenada. The quintessence of FORD luxury cars.

Mommy, can we buy a Grenada to cruise around in?

by pitz November 10, 2004

Arthur Ford

The main character (and the one you play as) in Stress Level Zero's hit VR Game, Boneworks. Arthur Ford doesn't say anything in the main campaign of the game but his AI buddies (Fords) are known to say things like "Whaddup Son!" and "Hello!" and when they're in pain they'll say things like "Aaaagh".

Person1 - Who's your favorite character in VR Games?
Person2 - Definitely Arthur Ford, I'm a total Boner.

by MensPinkSatchel February 11, 2022