sog donkey

A sog donkey is an amazingly dull person, lacking in personality and/or conversation. Sog donkeys also tend to moan a lot about things which are not that important, making you wish you could either end their lives to save your own suffering, or end your own if you are worried about the repercussions.

Sog donkeys do not deserve friends.

"Shut the fuck up you whinging, moaning sog donkey".

by Free_Bird January 23, 2014

wind donkey

a fart

man i just passed a nasty wind donkey

by Gavin Amra November 24, 2018

Fucking donkey

A random thing Gordon Ramsey says using donkey as an insult and adding fuck to it

You fucking donkey

by Green circut January 24, 2020

Shag a donkey

Basically telling someone to fuck off and fuck a donkey.

“Hey mate.” says Jeff

“Yeah what’s up cunt?”
“Shag a donkey bahhhhh, don’t use that language around me you dumb cunt!”

by anonymous July 1, 2021

Donkey code

Code reflecting monkey programmers having hacked together systems without having identified and named key concepts in the domain.

Wtf, the idiot who implemented this thinks flipping flags represents something meaningful, this is straight up donkey code

by Bjartwolf January 23, 2017

Donkey Swing

When you swing your dick around like a nunchuck.

Bruh when I was getting brain last night I pulled it out of her mouth and performed the donkey swing technique and accidentally poked out her eye.

by Dino Nuggets April 11, 2019

Dizzle Donkey

One who murders midgets or other small people for expressed necrophilic purposes.

Dizzle Donk - verb, alt. noun

Willie Wonka: Charlie, where all my Umpa Loompas at?
Charlie: Me and my crew dizzle donk'd those fools.
Willie Wonka: You a dizzle donkey?
Charlie: Word.

by honeysuckle murder April 21, 2006