Vaginal Cheese Crust

When a lady has an STD that makes it to where it looks all yellow and gets crusty and hardens.

Eww Tom the girl named Taylor Swift has Vaginal Cheese Crust .

by ZeroApplez October 17, 2017

Pale Butt Crust

It is the unique dingleberry crust formed on one member of planet Earth. This member is called Zimbabwe Bull, or Trevor.

Breezie: "Man, Trevor you need to clean up your Pale Butt Crust you left on the Toilet!"

Trevor: "TEE HEE Did you ever wake up with dirt in your butt?"

by The Kitten Catcher January 2, 2012

Eat The Crust First

The act of having gay sex.

You know lance? He eats the crust first.

by jimmu November 8, 2003

Crust Punk Gypsy

A reaction against the hipster culture; distinguished by their affiliation with awareness groups, use of vintage bicycles, unkept/unruly hair, preference for organic/fair trade/locally grown/vegetarian/vegan food, and dress of a gypsy-like quality. The abhor anything westernized. Their political affiliation tends to swing to either socialism/communism/anarchy (with the exception of Barack Obama.) They spend their time hula hooping (or firedancing), smoking clove cigarettes/hookah, and shopping at the local ethnic market place. Must be obsessed with diversity but friendship circle must consist of all white people...

"Hey Jesse, wanna go to the equinox festival? I hear is a "crust punk gypsy" hosting a drum circle and handing out PETA flyers...."

by The Crust Punk Gypsy March 11, 2009

Mumble Crust

The gross crusty white shit that forms in the corners of old people's mouths when they talk.

That teacher had such bad mumble crust that I had to drop the class.

by Dopegirls September 15, 2010

Crust punk

A total narcissistic faggot seeking attention and pretending to be poor.. Always looking for a party or someone to drain.

Look at that oogle crust punk faggot, they'd get way more attention if they wore bright colors instead of conforming exclusively to black and brown.

by G0H0me September 23, 2020

Stuffed Crust Pizza

Combination of Sausage Link and Dasiy Chain:
When a group of men form a complete circle with each man butt-fucking and being butt-fucked simultaneously. After the men have had enough in the butt, they maintain the circle and start sucking each other off. Can be especially pleasurable if participants have not showered in days.

We were riding in the car and became aware that we were really hungry. Everyone thought a stuffed crust pizza sounded delicious so we pulled the car over and got down!

by ExtraVirginOlive June 7, 2010