Urban Brownie

An urban brownie is when you have to take a dump and your only option for excrement is a public restroom. A technique, developed by the Dutch in the late 1800's, known as "hovering" is one way of coping with an urban brownie. This involves using your hamstrings to avoid making contact with the seat of the toilet.

Warning: Enlarged and strengthened hamstring muscles may visually skew observed penis size in a negative manner. Hover in moderation.

"Oh man, I hate the airport. I'm about to drop an urban brownie too."

by Ken from Ohio August 18, 2006

urban dictionary

A place formerly used to find out about slang, and now a place that teens with no life use as a burn book to whine about celebrities, their friends, etc., let out their sexual frustrations, show off their racist/sexist/homophobic/anti-(insert religion here) opinions, troll, and babble about things they know nothing about.

Urbandictionary.com isn't a burn book or a webjournal site.
thumbs up for urban dictionary

by JERKER19 July 19, 2010

Urban Dickhead

any moderator at urban dictionary that won't approve your entry

That Urban Dickhead cockblocked my entry, yo.

by Absolom24 June 18, 2016

urban dictionary

a pile of shit web site that needs some serious tlc from its creators

The urban dictionary was overrun with lame and unfounded entries by a bunch of 12 year olds.

by Dave Erickson March 21, 2007

Urban Dictionary

The largest collection of misleading information I have ever seen on the internet.

You must have read that in the Urban Dictionary

by TheGeneral_D August 13, 2007

urban outdoorsman

n. Homeless person or bum. One who experiences the great outdoors of an urban setting for a prolonged period of time.

Man, that beard and plastic grocery bag make you look like an urban outdoorsman

by jive December 29, 2004

urban lumberjack

a city dweller who makes a habit of wearing plaids and flannel although he or she has little to no outdoor experience.

Robert Pattinson is such an urban lumberjack with all that plaid. Real outdoorsy people wouldn't be that pale.

Ever since Robert Pattinson made it popular again, there have been urban lumberjacks all over the city sporting plaid.

by R'lyeh February 17, 2010