top sheeter

Somebody who looks only at the top sheet in a file and assumes what they are looking for isn't there.

He is such a top sheeter.

by Kdupes May 24, 2017

Ed Sheeran

An unbelievably amazing creature that has been sent to us to make us believe that this world could be a brighter place and the answer to every problem.

"I'm trying to solve this impossible equation that has been haunting me for days...Do you have any idea?"
"Ed Sheeran".

"I...I can't believe he has left me after our holiday in Paris...Like, who would ever do this to a girl? Do you have any tip to help me getting over him quickly (and this not includes getting drunk)?"
"Ed Sheeran".

"I'm so tired, I've been working all day and the boss would complain about me an-"
"Stop"
"What? I need to express my feel-"
"The answer is and always will be: Ed Sheeran".

by sheeransvoice May 31, 2017

pre-sheet

The pre preparation of toilet roll lengths prior to the requirement of wipage to speed up the process of rectal cleansing

Before I need to wipe my bum I always pre-sheet

by eemocham June 7, 2017

Kyle Sheehan

Someone who catches an Audi on fire.

Man 1: Did he really burn the Audi?
Man 2: Yep... he really pulled a Kyle Sheehan.

by Jenny Taylia April 19, 2018

danny sheedy

Stupid person with stupid brain

Danny sheedy is so stupid he dropped out of school before it was a thing.

by Stuffislife2000000000 April 20, 2018

cranky sheer

a bitch or a slut

damn that bitch is a cranky sheer.

by Gball boys November 9, 2017

mean sheened

Named after Charlie Sheen , for his many female companions, when a man (or female )gets “mean sheened “, he gets caught (social media, piblic , in person ) with multiple side chicks by other side chicks and the proceed to gang up on him

“Yo bro, how your day with your bitches go?”

“Bruh, Becky seen a post on Facebook, then Stacy saw a snap of me with Kim, so now they all started talking shit about me man I totally got Mean sheened “

by Trafek November 27, 2017