Secure that butter 

Used to command someone to be careful with a precious resource, especially to prevent their talents, positive traits, or advantages of any kind from going to waste or turning into something negative. We are all given a certain amount of butter for our bread, and the more we have, the harder it can be to secure. All it takes is one moment of carelessness, and that butter may slip off the bread and into the toaster as we are trying to use its residual heat to warm the butter to an optimal temperature in the post-toasting phase of toast preparation. The next thing we know, the toaster is giving off a noxious scent of burnt butter as a lingering reminder of the mistake we have made.

Girl, you best secure that butter! You have a lot going for you, but I'd hate for it to fall into the toaster and haunt you forever.

Secure that butter by tjjohn12 July 2, 2016

hot sauce on butter

When an insanely attractive human being is associated with a boring or unattractive human being

"Yo bro I asked Chloe out and she accepted"

" looky here we got our selves a perfect example of hot sauce on butter"

hot sauce on butter by Horses101010101 December 17, 2016

buy a stick of butter 

When you buy someone a 'stick of butter' you go to the store buy the stick of butter and then stick it up the ass/vagina

Hey, let me buy a stick of butter.

buy a stick of butter by hakym201 November 6, 2017

Bread and butter 

A special driver's license that only enables you to go to and from work. Also known as an occupational limited license.

I can't come now.. my license is only for bread and butter.

Bread and butter by dased1337 January 14, 2018

Roasting the butter 

When you stick a finger in your butt, sexual or not, and you leave it there until your finger turns a dark shade

Just got a new bath bomb so it’s a good night to be roasting the butter while Peter Gabriel plays softly in the background with candles lit and fresh aromatics.

Roasting the butter by annmrtr February 2, 2018

melt the butter 

The act of standing under a hot shower head, allowing the water to penetrate your greasy hair.

Took me an extra 5 minutes to “melt the butter” during my shower. Sorry I’m late!

melt the butter by HolDoll February 5, 2018

Bread and butter 

Less is more..

When he or she is that attractive there’s no need for anything else..

Guy walks past...

i’d put him in a sandwich and go easy on the bread and butter

Bread and butter by Just the letter j April 11, 2018