melt the butter

The act of standing under a hot shower head, allowing the water to penetrate your greasy hair.

Took me an extra 5 minutes to “melt the butter” during my shower. Sorry I’m late!

by HolDoll February 05, 2018

medipause

That period of time between taking your meds and waiting for them to kick-in.

I almost lost my shit on my idiot, narrow-minded, sexist boss this morning but checked myself because I was in “medipause” and just needed a few more minutes to force composure while waiting for my meds to kick-in.

by HolDoll February 01, 2018