Balogne Day

A really hot day, where as if you were to put balogne on a vehicle, it would peel off the paint.

Wow, it is suuuuch a balogne day today, we should hit up the beach.

by Crystam September 16, 2007

Prime Day

A day that is a total failure. Origin is July 15, 2015, when Amazon.com created a fake holiday advertised to rival Black Friday where it completely over promised and under delivered.

Me: "Man sorry I couldn't make it to your bachelor party - my wife's appendix burst and we were in the hospital all night."
Friend: "You got lucky - it was a total disaster, I got stabbed by the stripper, she stole my wallet and now I have a rash!"
Me: "Prime Day!"
Friend: "Pretty much"

by bodwest August 7, 2015

Catfish Days

CFD. The official festival of Wilmington, IL. Usually the last weekend in July. While there's stuff for kids during the day (e.g. carnivals, parade) the epic stuff happens at night when the streets are closed and the bars are flooded with hundreds of partygoers. At Catfish Days, not only are you encouraged to blackout, but you are given a free pass to make a fool out of yourself for 3 straight nights.

Stranger: Hey, what's with all the music and drunk people in the streets?
Jimmy Hunt: It's Catfish Days you dumb idiot. Go Wildcats!!
Stranger: O wow I've heard about this! Get me a beer ASAP!
Jimmy Hunt: Catfish Daaaaaayz!

by WIL-MO July 23, 2016

back in the day

A pretentious phrase some people use to signal approval for previous irresponsible conduct while avoiding references to the consequences of conduct they learned by necessity to avoid.

Back in the day we drank gallons of liquor and battered anyone we did not like.

by Shmata Than August 16, 2017

shit day

When you stay up until the wee hours of the morning texting with your eyeballs glued to social media, get one hour of sleep, and spend the rest of the day at school.

Having stayed up until 4:00 texting her boyfriend, Heidi was having a shit day.

by Lady Sparta February 14, 2019

Valentine's Day

Another excuse for your wife/girlfriend/fiancee to get mad at you for not buying them something

Matt: How'd your Valentine's Day go Dave?
Dave: I forgot to buy my wife a present, and she's told me to go jump off a bridge
Matt: Ouch........

by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

A regular day

A normal day where no wack ass day like "boyfriend day" or "grab ass day". It's a day when you can actually relax about reposting

"hey dude, it's a regular day today."
"great! Now I don't have to worry about reposts!"

by henwu.theboi October 2, 2018