Chocolate

An item Spongebob and Patrick tried to sell and succeeded.

"could we interest you in some, chocolate?"

by Darth Revan0313 June 20, 2023

chocolate pooh bear

someone sweet like chocolate soft bear; sort of like a pimp always has a way with the ladiespimp},mac

That guy is a straight chocolate pooh bear. Look at him with all them ladies

by Mark Jeremy Todd Tyler October 21, 2008

Chocolate Plato

A "chocolate plato" is the EPITOMY of rude. When he speaks it is musings of himself. When he whispers it is about how DOWN-RIGHT sexy he is. He is essentially a "non-essential" human.

Random bystander:
"Are you ok? You seem to be stuck staring at your reflection in thy pondscum"

Chocolate Plato:
"It was last spring I did this last, it reminds me of when I was less obese and more attractive to the females."

Bystander:
*falls into pond and dies of perpetuated narcissism*

This chocolate plato is a gorgon for fools. He's got the bigego. Chocolate Plato = 1; Bystander = 0

by Jack Herrer June 24, 2020

Chocolate kebab

Placing a frozen poo filled condom into a vagina

She loves a chocolate kebab

by anonymous March 17, 2025

Chocolate banana

When someone with diarrhea defecates on their partners penis during anal sex.

Yeah dude, this girl I met at the club had some crazy explosive diarrhea and gave me a chocolate banana right before I came in her.

by Diddyfan July 6, 2025

balls dipped in chocolate

It’s balls dipped in chocolate, people suck them until they lose their flavour. Like gum.

“I like to gargle balls dipped in chocolate because it’s a great alternative to chocolate bars”

by Chillzmonke_vr November 19, 2022

chocolate shower

A glorious event that involves a chocolate fountain and lonely people who love chocolate and want to be showered in it.

I participated in a chocolate shower with my lesbian friends this weekend.

by D676453 December 1, 2017