N.A.P.W.I.S.S 

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Problems

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So

A term coined by a Youtuber named Bricky, formed in reference to the ludonarrative and disheveled parts of the Uncharted game series and its story. It is an acronym used to refer to nonsensical moments of a form of media that an audience knowingly and willfully ignores, perhaps out of enjoyment of the media, or simply not giving a shit.

See also: suspension of disbelief

Oh wtf?! That makes no sense!

Oh well. N.A.P.W.I.S.S.

N.A.P.W.I.S.S by nobody-773 June 23, 2022

Damn that's crazy 

A phrase you say when your on the phone or in person and not paying attention to anything so you throw in "damn that's crazy" every once in a while to make it seem like your listening.

Girl: So (long story about a bitch at work that the girl hates)
Guy: damn that's crazy
Girl: I knoww rightt

Damn that's crazy by LitosWayy December 13, 2010

Buddha's Feast 

A massive shit.

I had to drop a mad Buddha's Feast after eating that veggie chicken sammich.

Buddha's Feast by OZ616 May 13, 2010

Schrödinger's feminism

Schrödinger's feminism: a woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered, until something happens. Then she chooses which state benefits her the most.

A sandwich? I am tired of your sexism! I am a strong and epowered women.

*WW3 starts*
Hey honey, which beer do you want with the sanwich?
.... Here it is, the Schrödinger's feminism.

Schrödinger's feminism by daarksideYT May 10, 2022

that’s not very Plus Ultra of you 

When someone does something that isn’t very Plus Ultra of them to do. Like insulting someone else, or the Japanese name in general. Relates back to the anime “My Hero Academia”.

Susie: Bethany looks really weird!
Me: Susie, that’s not very Plus Ultra of you!

that’s not very Plus Ultra of you by RynnnnnIsBossssssss November 21, 2018

Astronaut's Prayer

First uttered by the first American in space: Alan B. Shepard.

Although it can vary from person to person, it goes something along the lines of:

"Dear God, Please don't let me fuck up"

"The final exam is about to start! Better recite the astronaut's prayer one last time."

Astronaut's Prayer by Skiparay December 17, 2009

cotto's 

(Ital.) Those chewy little white bits found in salami-type products.

Definition origination: Observation of my young son opening his cotto-salami sandwich to remove the little white bits prior to eating.

Steve, stop picking out the cotto's!!!

cotto's by Steve & Sarah's Dad:) July 8, 2011