Dirty Ruwen

When someone doesn't shower for weeks but then forces you to give head on his cheese dick

He did the dirty Ruwen on me and it traumatised me

by ibangedurmumyesterday August 13, 2022

dirty topher

To fuck someone's throat whilst hanging from a pull-up bar, or another high-hanging object.

While doing naked pull-ups the other day, my girlfriend walked face-first into my erect penis, so I proceeded to give her a DIRTY TOPHER

by TGsr918 June 7, 2020

dirty lynch

The act of inviting a very short dirty blonde over to your house and shoving a guitar up her asshole while listening to Morgan Wallen. It is recommended to tune said guitar while in her ass to the key of B minor because all these bitches be tripping.

"Did you hangout with that blonde bro?" The frat bro asked. "Yeah, and I gave her the Dirty Lynch."

by AwesomeRacockus15 November 4, 2021

dirty perrin

A parent that so resents their children that they are wilfully neglectful.
A parent that would rather see their child fail than succeed.

She wouldn't jump in the pool to save her drowning daughter. She's such a dirty perrin.

by Angel Swallows June 6, 2017

Dirty McFlurry

After eating McDonalds and realize you are going to have the runs so you grab a fan and squeeze a loose shit through it creating a "feces flurry" that somewhat resembles a snow flurry except that it's brown. Extra points if you are able to unleash your Dirty McFlurry on your sleeping partner.

Dude, I had a Big Mac before heading home and woke up in the middle of the night about to shit the bed. Had just enough time to grab the fan and give that chick a Dirty Mcflurry...

by Jammmmmmmz April 12, 2019

dirty schwa

When you jerk off with you feet on Valentine’s Day because your hands got too tired

Bro just because there is free premium doesn’t mean you need to pull a dirty Schwa

by Jarrod moment December 28, 2020

Dirty Glads

The amazing ability due to a large gap in your front teeth to perform oral sex on a woman while your top and bottom teeth are clenched together.

Every time I see Bryan smile I'm positive he can give a chick a Dirty Glads..

by Kuk6969 December 21, 2010