Jonathan Gonzalez

Handsome young man

Lucas: Jonathan Gonzalez is a handsome young man

by JonathanGonzalez April 11, 2024

Tony Gonzales

Tony Gonzales is an american representative and has served as the U.S. representative for Texas's 23rd congressional district in the United States House of Representatives since 2021. Tony Gonzales is a controversial figure, due to the fact that despite being the representation of Texas, he has went against the values of texans. He has voted for Gun Control and said that he would do it again, and then he split with the GOP again by voting to protect same-sex marriage. He has put up false adverts of his GOP challenger Brandon Herrera, taking things Brandon has said out of context. Tony has also been censured by the republican party.

"You know who Tony Gonzales is?"
"Yeah that guy is a slimy ass politician and pays people off to slander Brandon Herrera. Dude didn't even show up to his own winning party."

by pieguyinub April 17, 2024

Jonathan Gonzalez

A handsome young man

person: Jonathan Gonzalez is such a handsome young man

by JonathanGonzalez April 17, 2024

im gonna tell the teacher

you are definitely screwed when your classmate tells this

boy1:im gonna tell the teacher
boy2:nooooooooooooooo pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i i will give allmy robux
boy1:ok fine

by math kid July 19, 2024

Scromble Gongle

A form of ascension in which a regular mortal elevates to the power of an immortal.

"Yo I heard Vishnu achieved a Scromble Gongle last sunday"

by anonymous December 16, 2024

carlos gonzales

the only person in the world that i feel a special connection with is aware that i like him and im pretty sure hes disgusted by the fact that nobody else can compare to him in my eyes

"Carlos Gonzales will never be mine and I dont think I'll ever learn to accept the fact that him being the only person I truly love will lead me to die cold and alone without experiencing the warmth of his chest, the embracing light in his eyes, his trust, or anything else. He's the only person I view as perfect, and he'll never see that in me.

by Carlos Francisco Gonzalesz January 3, 2025

Meaty Gonzalez

This is both the name of an act and a drink. To give someone a Meaty Gonzalez, you have to physically beat the recipient until they start coughing up blood. At that point, you place a high powered vacuum hose into their throat and suck the contents into a drinking glass. This is then given to the recipient as a drink, and they must drink the entire contents.

Tony made me very angry last night, so I gave him a meaty gonzalez.

by Captain Cid January 31, 2025