Standing Butter Churner

When you pick a female up with arms under her thighs and bounce her so her shes grinding on your penis. Must both be fully clothed.

My god Dan gave Regan the standing butter churner in the mixer.

Standing Butter Churner by NagleBagel June 29, 2026

Standing Butter Churner

When you pick a female up using your arms under her thighs and bounce her so she grinds up against your penis, must be fully clothed, for optimal results a concert crowd can help conceal your dirty intentions

OMG Dans giving regan the standing butter churner!

Standing Butter Churner by NagleBagel June 29, 2026

Mutt butter

When you don't know how to wipe your booty. Resulting in skid marks in your underwear

Yo!! He didn't wipe properly resulting in some nasty stank hole mutt butter!!

Mutt butter by Rey rey 81 July 5, 2026

Hydroponic butter cup

The acting of catching a fart underwater, typically in a hot tub, with your cupped hand and releasing it in front of an unsuspecting patrons face.

Jimmy wanted to impress his girlfriend’s dad while they were sitting in the hot tub at her families vacation home in Aspen. So he turned the jets off before he gave her a hydroponic butter cup with his off hand.

Hydroponic butter cup by CropDuster1132 July 9, 2026

cowchair in the butter

n. root cowchair: a girl with a nice body you would bone but has a "butter face", so you might have to paper bag her to keep it up.

Girl with hot body:(turns around)
Guy 1:"Uggh.. cowchair in the butter!"
Guy 2:" Holy crap yeah."
Girl: "I read Urban definitions!" (runs away crying)
Guys: "Wait I've got a bag!"

cowchair in the butter by Porkbutter April 15, 2007

oh my butter (omb) 

another way of saying omg or oh my god .used when something is overly exciting

oh my butter (omb) viri, did you see laguna beach yesterday???

oh my butter (omb) by elizzzz January 9, 2008

Elephant Peanut Butter 

n. : Gooey paste like film; which normally resides in the crotch area.

Did you see all that elephant peanut butter left over after those dirty hippies had sex Lindsay Lohan in that tent in the backyard? Damn, those dirty hippies WILL do anything!

Elephant Peanut Butter by L3Mon_Slic3R November 13, 2011