suckmydickexual 

When you want to get a blowjob but you dont want to be asked to receive it

Timmy: Hey bro can you suck my dick?
You: Naw, I gotta ask you my guy
Timmy: damn, youre suckmydickexual?
You: yea sorry bro
*both start kissing*

suckmydickexual by UrbanKoffie December 8, 2020

sucknis 

Something that cannot be urinated.

Specifically, it's a nonsense word from the famous iCarly YouTube Poop "Freddy Runs Sam's Life", for a sentence-mixed version of a joke by Spencer. It makes as much sense in context, but the line became quite famous for its absurdity.

"Anyone can suck penis, but nobody can pee sucknis."

sucknis by Camwood December 14, 2020

suckaniggadickjeshawn 

When your friend is gay say this

Jeshawn: Yo bro I’m gay af.
James: suckaniggadickjeshawn:)

suckaniggadickjeshawn by Jeshawnaniggadickhoe March 12, 2021

Sucky-moto 

A seemingly NZ-specific term for anything that sucks, from hospital Lamson systems to household vacuums and fuel-removal services doesn't seem to include bad jokes). Variations include suckie moto, and both with or without the space or hyphen.

Confused medical student: Where can I send these bloods?

Nurse: Just place them in the sucky-moto.

Medical student: *is more confused*

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Frustrated wife: You put the wrong fuel in! Now we'll have to call Suckie Moto to help us out! (0800 782 566)

Sucky-moto by Cloudwatcher36 May 14, 2021

suckbooty7381 

funniest tiktoker ever in existence, can solo ur fav mc 🤣🤣🤣🤦 ♂️

“Do you know suckbooty7381?”
“Yeah.... they beat goku.”

suckbooty7381 by seokiesjk June 1, 2021

sucky tan ducky doo 

A "Japanese" girl trying to speak Japanese. sucky tan ducky doo sucky tan ducky doo sucky tan ducky doo sucky tan ducky doo

Person: Is Japanese a hard language?
Girl: sucky tan ducky doo

sucky tan ducky doo by xeffy September 12, 2021

Sucks Chode 

Very bad, disagreeable, disgusting, or trashy

Fortnite as a game sucks chode

Sucks Chode by Some rando out there January 23, 2022