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Funnel Suck

When a woman goes down on a man's penis, her lips are so stretched downwards , it makes the appearance of a funnel. The elongate lips are the tip of the funnel, and the rest of her head are the bottom. This is opposite of a kiss sick, where the lips are closer to the face.
Roger: Hey, Dave! How did it go with Charmaine last night?
David: Oh, she was great! When she went down on me, her lips were SO stretched down on my cock, it looked like a funnel tip! She REALLY knows how to funnel suck!
by brooskitooski September 30, 2025
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The 6th month suck

The 6th month suck is an ancient druid tradition going back hundreds of years and must be upheld to honour the faith of all the druids that perished in the dark wars.
It can only be used by couples that are in a relationship. And on the day of the the six months they have been together the female must honour the druids tradition. The male will say to his spouse it is time for you to perform the 6th month suck. At this point the female must then suck the man's penis for no less than half and hour until the druids that have passed have been remembered and the swallowing of the ancient druid juice shall empower the relationship for years to come.
by Corpserooter October 14, 2018
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sucks to be you

phrase used to humorously mention someone's misfortune. comonly used with the word snap.
(someone gets his arm accidentally chopped off)
Snap! Sucks to be you!
by sir PEACH June 15, 2004
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Suck

Suck can be used to tell someone that thay suck at a game
"Marcel sucks at doing blowing balloons"
by Marceloo January 11, 2020
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suck my pussy when we have sex

Why you want to know how to do this

Basically a guy sucks a girls pussy while kneeling down or on the baby maker

(bed for you uncultured swines) while they moan.
Girlfriend : hey when we reach home suck my pussy when we have sex.

Boyfriend : ok but imma do it hard
by @$%×%@rich gyall^#^$;$; September 24, 2023
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sucking major booty

(v.) The term you use when you want to say "sucking ass" (aka being bad at something) but you're in a situation where you can't swear.
(With regards to a sport) That kid is sucking major booty right now. Does he even know how to play?
by AtlanticComputer November 27, 2020
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National suck dick day

June 24th is the day you suck the fuck outta yo nigga dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 24 times throughout the whole day.
by National Day announcement June 24, 2022
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