Sucky-moto 

A seemingly NZ-specific term for anything that sucks, from hospital Lamson systems to household vacuums and fuel-removal services doesn't seem to include bad jokes). Variations include suckie moto, and both with or without the space or hyphen.

Confused medical student: Where can I send these bloods?

Nurse: Just place them in the sucky-moto.

Medical student: *is more confused*

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Frustrated wife: You put the wrong fuel in! Now we'll have to call Suckie Moto to help us out! (0800 782 566)

Sucky-moto by Cloudwatcher36 May 14, 2021

Suckemoto 

A word deriving from the Samurai of ancient feudal Japan. Upon becoming impaled on an enemy’s spear or sword, the dying warrior would call out “Suckemoto” before slumping to the ground. The literal translation is “……..well that sucks!!”

Contexts for modern day usage:

Upon stepping in dog crap

Upon discovering that your partner has been sleeping with your best friend

After falling off one’s skateboard and impaling one’s hand upon a metal spike

Suckemoto by Vinnie "The Cucumber" Mancini August 13, 2004