Professor Fuck

A phrase used when an undergraduate or graduate student in a university has an intellectual crush on his or her professor. Such a professor is someone who thinks like you and validates your own ideas or pushes your thinking to an entire other level. Likely during class you fantasize about talking about your ideas in bed over a smoke after fucking.

Somebody who uses the phrase "professor fuck" would never actually follow through with fucking a professor. The phrase is used to show your highest esteem for your favorite professor.

Yea, I would professor fuck him.

by Research Girl June 20, 2011

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food-fucked

Feeling sleepy and/or lazy after eating a large meal. Also known as "The Itis".

"I just got myself food-fucked at the Chinese Buffet down the street. I'm gonna go take a nap."

by Mark71 October 15, 2007

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like fuck

A phrase used to describe something in large doses.

Dude, when he was drowning in that river, he was kicking his arms and legs like fuck.

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You totally missed it. We had two ounces of weed and we were up here, smoking like fuck.

by Gabriel Doyle-Finch May 22, 2007

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fuck tube

N: The hot, wet, slippery place you want to slide your stiff cock into. Also see, cunt,.

Anna gor her fuck tube filled of sperm last night
Sally has the best most fuckable fuck tube

by chris50M April 4, 2006

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Fuck Nope

A way to express "no" but with a taste of more enthusiasm. The same way to express "fuck no" just in a less common way. This phrase has been made most popular by stand-up comedian, Dane Cook.

"Mesh. Making a comeback summer 2006! And am I gonna be wearing it?! ....
Fuck nope."

by Holly J.S. August 10, 2006

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