Dumpster fire

Building a house with Espire

My family built a house with espire and everything that could go wrong did. Daryl’s office is a dumpster fire, nobody has a clue what they are doing and blame their customers for their mistakes.

by Expire homes March 15, 2024

Arizona Fireball

When a chick with the clap licks your balls and your balls start burning.

"Damn, Ashley gave me an Arizona Fireball. It burns when I pee."

by Smokey Mountain March 25, 2024

Flak_Fire

Sidekick to the illustrious Forceful Steve. A feared companion when armed with his faithful Sturmtiger.

"Is that a shooting star?"

"No, it's just a sturmtiger shell shot by Flak_Fire."

*Boom*

by Zochay March 28, 2024

chocolate fire drill

When you just finished pooping but there is no toilet paper so you go back and fourth between wiping with your hand and washing your hands.

There was no toilet paper in the bathroom so I had to do a chocolate fire drill

by ass_ortednuts April 8, 2024

Trumpster Fire

Intentionally tanking your stock so you never have to pay back investors

Pravda Social is such a Trumpster Fire.

by fuzzydize April 19, 2024

Forest Fire

The act of rubbing ones genitalia against someones bunghole until said persons ass hair is lit on fire.

Dude Davis's butthair is PERFECT for a Forest Fire!

by MuntMinion44 May 24, 2024

Slovakian fire hose

A sexual act. It starts when a male partner jerks off into a liquid storage tank for a long about of time. One the desired amount of semen has been reached, a hose is attached to the container. The final step in to sneak up behind the partner, stick the hose in the unsuspecting partners ass, and put it on the “jet” setting. If all is done well, semen will travel up the partners digestive system and out of their mouth (and nose, if lucky). This can be used for fun or used as a home defense system.

Dude Andy was giving Cam a Slovakian Fire Hose last night! Cams small intestine ruptured though, but it was still funny

by Jumpinthesky09 June 1, 2024