Dallas Diddler

A notorious, oversized nerd enrolled at the University of Texas at Dallas, known for his unsettling obsession with young children and a rumored basement full of "collections." Often spotted lurking near playgrounds after 6 PM, once freed from the shackles of his engineering homework. Parents whisper his name as a warning to keep their kids indoors—lest they become another victim of his "study breaks."

"Hey Karen, make sure Timmy’s inside by 6—Perneb the Dallas Diddler just texted me that his last exam ended, and you KNOW that freak doesn’t waste time."

by supergamefury April 21, 2025

doggie diddler

someone who hangs around Admin offices looking very unkempt and obviously intenting to touch up a dog.

Ive just seen that dirty Liam pretending to be an admin worker, I bet he´s been touching up dogs again the dirty Doggie Diddler

by punji63 February 12, 2026

We didn't even get a graduation

Phrase used by the Class of 2020 any chance they get, especially when a graduation is brought up

Gay people: I like the same gender.
Straight people: I like the opposite gender.

Class of 2020: We didn't even get a graduation.

by retsuko67 February 13, 2026

On Diddy's good name

Putting whatever you say up to the faith you have for the good name of the rapper P. Diddy.

Dude on Diddy's good name I love men.

by Chestermaxerthe67th February 19, 2026

They didn't copy it

THEY DIDN'T COPY IT, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! You BOTH used the same instruction manual! You BOTH bought the LEGO brand DeathStar from Walmart and when you finished building it you looked at eachother like 🤨 "This guy is copying me!" You ALL bought the HYM IAM brand AI and now it works how I designed it to work. That's what's happening here. You buld Legos and you thought it was you. It wasn't you. You built the Lego Millennium Falcon because that is what the pieces in the box you bought build when you put them together.

Hym Iam "They didn't copy it! You don't think it's weird at all that you all had the same breakthrough at the same time?"

A fucking wannabe "But I don't think it should be Hym though..."

Hym Iam "You are a retarded, delusional, useless fuck. No it should not be you instead of me. You're not more moral. You're not better suited to do anything. You have a self and your self is less suited to do anything them MY self you fucking asshole."

by Hym Iam February 25, 2026

Farty-diddle

A rat that farts maybe a bit too much.

She is a very farty-diddle

by DiddleTheRatbag March 15, 2026

Dirty Diddy

You fill your urethra with baby oil and proceed to golden shower your significant other. Then, spreading there ass and farting in it.

Lets do a cheeky dirty diddy tonight, what do you say?

by anonymous July 14, 2025