fart can

the derogatory term used by so called 'muscle car' owners for a sports muffler, usually attached to a japanese sports compact, which might rattle and crumble the brittle panels off their rusty, weak-ass 200hp V8's

rustbucket guy: hey... whats that sound?? oh no, fart can alert!!! quickly guys, help me hold my car together

rust-man: too late it's already here!!!

rustbucket guy: nooooo

by lord saTan November 7, 2006

fiddley-fart

(can be used as noun,verb or adj. singular or plural)
no sense or value of time, wandering, lost, a waste,a way to start an arguement with the wife

1.) Man that dipshit isn't doing nothing but fiddley-farting around.
2.) Hey that ain't worth a shitload of fiddley-farts.
3.) Alrite bitch, quit fiddely-farting around and fix my dinner !!!!!

by woody August 11, 2003

Food Fart

another word for taking a poo.

1.) Feeney: "Ugh. i think i just food-farted."

Caitlin: "Um, Feeney... I think that's called 'taking a shit'."

2.) Mac: "I need to go make a food fart."

by DJZombie March 24, 2011

Fart Factory

Despite other false definitions, a FART-FACTORY is an anus. Fart-Factory usually refers a female asshole.

"Fuck me in the Fart Factory!"

"Oh damn, she had a Fart-Factory tighter than a snare drum! It was off the shart chart!

by TudFantasy February 4, 2010

Hand Fart

The act of one wiping own arse with bare hand, then wiping said hand across a victim's face.

"ahh, dude.. You got a streak on my face from that hand fart!"

"I just hand farted Dan and he puked all over himself."

"Dude, your face smells like hand fart."

by Perm Nasty November 17, 2009

Fart Sandwich

A bar shot made with vodka, sweet vermouth, and 2 tootsie rolls.

Give me a lager on draft, and a fart sandwich.

by dickfitzentite March 16, 2010

fart taco

Tacos from a fast food joint which upon consumption will result in an inordinate amount of flatuance (farting).

Too late for a regular meal, so we might as well make a trip to the Bell for a case of fart tacos.

by TacoJaun January 20, 2007