A humorous term for someone who made you angry. Basically, you angered them so much that all you basically didn't do was fart in the other persons face.
by Josh McSkimming July 14, 2006
Get the Fart Porn mug.An incredibly bad(smelling)idea that leaks out of someones head, although these bad ideas can be easily avoided through basic common sense, The term "brain fart" is mostly associated with unavoidable bad ideas that originate from a boss or employer.
Bob's boss looking rather proud leaks out a rather large and foul smelling brain fart by telling Bob "you will have two week work deadlines at the beginning, middle and end of each month".
Bob can easily identify this as a brain fart from the really bad smell and since 2 weeks of time would not exist inbetween the end of one month and the beginning of another.
Bob can easily identify this as a brain fart from the really bad smell and since 2 weeks of time would not exist inbetween the end of one month and the beginning of another.
by Kuatolives February 26, 2007
Get the Brain Fart mug.the derogatory term used by so called 'muscle car' owners for a sports muffler, usually attached to a japanese sports compact, which might rattle and crumble the brittle panels off their rusty, weak-ass 200hp V8's
rustbucket guy: hey... whats that sound?? oh no, fart can alert!!! quickly guys, help me hold my car together
rust-man: too late it's already here!!!
rustbucket guy: nooooo
rust-man: too late it's already here!!!
rustbucket guy: nooooo
by lord saTan November 7, 2006
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no sense or value of time, wandering, lost, a waste,a way to start an arguement with the wife
no sense or value of time, wandering, lost, a waste,a way to start an arguement with the wife
1.) Man that dipshit isn't doing nothing but fiddley-farting around.
2.) Hey that ain't worth a shitload of fiddley-farts.
3.) Alrite bitch, quit fiddely-farting around and fix my dinner !!!!!
2.) Hey that ain't worth a shitload of fiddley-farts.
3.) Alrite bitch, quit fiddely-farting around and fix my dinner !!!!!
by woody August 11, 2003
Get the fiddley-fart mug.1.) Feeney: "Ugh. i think i just food-farted."
Caitlin: "Um, Feeney... I think that's called 'taking a shit'."
2.) Mac: "I need to go make a food fart."
Caitlin: "Um, Feeney... I think that's called 'taking a shit'."
2.) Mac: "I need to go make a food fart."
by DJZombie March 24, 2011
Get the Food Fart mug."ahh, dude.. You got a streak on my face from that hand fart!"
"I just hand farted Dan and he puked all over himself."
"Dude, your face smells like hand fart."
"I just hand farted Dan and he puked all over himself."
"Dude, your face smells like hand fart."
by Perm Nasty November 17, 2009
Get the Hand Fart mug.Despite other false definitions, a FART-FACTORY is an anus. Fart-Factory usually refers a female asshole.
"Fuck me in the Fart Factory!"
"Oh damn, she had a Fart-Factory tighter than a snare drum! It was off the shart chart!
"Oh damn, she had a Fart-Factory tighter than a snare drum! It was off the shart chart!
by TudFantasy February 4, 2010
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