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Dick Weed

A worthless and obnoxious person. A "Dick Weed" is similar to a "Dick Head."
This was a common phrase in Southern Californian surf culture in the late 1970s and early 1980s.
I am so sick of that dick weed bossing me around.
by Ian De La Rosa June 17, 2013
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dick fil-a

When you suck dick and it looks, smells, and/or tastes like chicken.
Girl: Man, that blowjob was a total dick fil-a and now I'm hungry for chicken.
by mr. happy (jaja) September 1, 2014
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vagina-dick

An adult male who exhibits the personality traits of a woman, i.e., the vagina, but is a man, i.e a dick. The man acts in a manner that is consistent with female behavioural patterns. Men who enjoy listening to soft, sensual music, such as soulful R&B artists such as Usher, Brian McKnight and Boyz 2 Men are vagina-dicks.
"You like this song?? You're such a vagina-dick!"
by Onslaught31 May 26, 2009
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dick toe

When a man's parts are in any way visible through awkward tightness in the pants, poor sitting position, wearing "banana hammock" underwear with running shorts or experiencing a frontal wedgie. The male version of camel toe.
Coffeeshop:
Dude 1: What do you call the guy version of Camel Toe?
Dude 2: Huh?
Dude 1: Ya know, when everything is all bunched up in front...like, 'hey, here's my wang!" but not an 'on purpose hand grab' of said wang. Like a hipster dude wearing skinny jeans.
Dude 2: Dick Toe! Man...dick toe. Yeah. that's it.
by Pherocious August 23, 2010
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dick-whipped

1) Adjective for a woman or man so obsessed with a recent male lover that she or he finds it difficult to initiate a romance with anyone else
2) (used for a part of the body such as buttocks, breasts or thighs) Bearing a bruise from being flogged by a man's heavy penis
1) When Harry fucked Sally, she experienced her first multiple orgasm, and after she told her friends that the experience made her not want to meet other men, her friends accused her of being dick-whipped.
2) After Harry jerked off on Sally's ass for a good 10 minutes, it looked dick-whipped and required an ice pack.
by V. Cummings July 30, 2006
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Blech Dick

A life form lower than human. This being has no self respect for others or himself. Only Refer to Someone as a Blech Dick if that person is clearly going nowhere in life and will end up alone.
The Blech dick constantly walks around like a leach that sucks the good will out of its surroundings.
by Dyke Man October 16, 2007
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Dick Beads

Tiny beads attached to a string with an aproximate diameter range from 1 millimeter to 5 millimeters. Inserted into the male human erect penis.
Hey John, I got some dick beads; want to slide them up our dicks?
by Slavik Kukolov August 28, 2008
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