Toilet-shit

Shit which is produced by a common house toilet.

Or: hey man, did you have that crap yet?
Cory: NO! all of the floor is covered with toilet-shit D:

by jeakiller May 8, 2010

shit marack

An old 1950s (or earlier) North East Scottish word meaning drunk to the point of being nearly unconscious. A more modern word would be 'steaming.

Larry wis bad last night - shit marack.

by Tom_NZ April 5, 2007

shit smear

Usually a phenomenon left to the realm of public bathrooms or workplace bathrooms, literally a smear of shit often occuring in unexpected areas such as the floor or the wall, confusing the succeeders of the incident.

There were fresh shit smears on the wall, which may seem a strange observation to make, but he had only just been in the bathroom an hour earlier when the wall was actually just plain white tile, whereas now it had become newly decorated with what he wanted to believe were just strokes of brown paint, but he knew in his heart it was something much more human in origin.

by Eponymous Bosch November 12, 2004

quick shit

Having to take a dump at super speed, often aiming to break the current record of 3:30:08, the timing of which starts the moment the door is locked and ends the moment the shitter walk out the door - smelling like shit.

Mostly used when you need to go somewhere, but can't hold your shit, in which case you might take a quick shit right then and there.

Often used in conjunction with the word 'dawg'.

Dawg 1 : Yo dawg, I can't wait. I need to take a "quick shit" right here, right now. Fitness made my bowels work overtime.

Dawg 2 : Dude, I'm not gonna wait for you to finish your brownie. It always takes ages.

Dawg 1 : Dawg, I said I'll make it a quick shit. What do you say? You can even time it and see if I can break the record.

Dawg 2 : Aight dawg, it's on! But make it quick (shit).

* 3:30:08 minutes later *

Dawg 1 : Dawg, I be stinking like crap.

Dawg 2 : At least you got a record of 3:30:08.

Dawg 1 : Aight dawg, let's roll!

by Peter_Lopr April 8, 2011

son of a shit

A derogatory term that may be used in anger to show your anger.Not to be confused with son of a bitch which only nerds and squares still use.

man-Your favorite father died last night.

boy-"Son of a shit!"

by Steven J & Hambone June 10, 2008

Molton shit

An act of when a situation far goes bullshit, or when bullshit is taken to another level

My mom pulled some molton shit when she turned my phone off.

My teacher was on that molton shit when she called my house.

That is some serious molton shit!!!!

by westly pipes June 23, 2011

Give It Shit

When one decides to abandon all respect and compassion for something or someone and inhibits forceful behavior upon whatever that may be generally resulting in a bad outcome and often damage.

- Hey Todd? My car seems to be overheating...

- Aaaah it'll be fine! Just "give it shit"!!!

by tirefire87 July 7, 2011