Weed Dick

When you are too goddamn high to get your dick up, and you miss out on getting laid.

Jonathan got higher than Snoop and they were going to bang, but he had a case of weed dick and missed out.

by HigherThanSnoopDogg420 November 11, 2015

dis dick

A phrase said after someone says "what" in a sentence... A wordretard/worded attempt to prove intellectual superiority by wordretard/worded people.

Retard 1:"Hey, what up, b?"
Retard 2:"mumble mumble"
Retard 1:"What?"
Retard 2:"DIS DICK!!!"
or
Retard 1:"Hey, wanna go to IHIP?"
Retard 2:"Go where?"
Retard 1:"You know, IHIP, the pancake place."
Retard 2:"Oh, you mean IHOP?"
Retard 1:"On DIS DICK!!!!!"

by SFPC whody April 2, 2003

google dick

A picture of a dick found with google image search. Most often used for sexting when you don't want to send a picture of your actual dick.

Joe: "Yeah, she asked for a picture of my dick"
Bobby: "Did you send one?"
Joe: "Hell no! I sent her a google dick instead"

by Bendberbot50 September 6, 2011

dick mongler

one who mongles or enjoys partaking in the gobbling of the penis. similar to nippling or gently chomping on the male genitallia.

oh my god. can u beleive that dick mongler and her filthy lies.

by chris frenchy December 9, 2007

funnel dick

A penis with a dick hole that is larger than the shaft, creating a funnel-like shape.

It's a whole new experience with me, but you can't get this funnel dick for free! It only costs two dollars.

Girrrl that guy had a funnel dick, I had to fold the tip just to get it inside.

by Big Nigga G Black Magic Jontx5 August 1, 2008

donut dick

When in an attempt to insert a semi erect penis into the vaginal tunnel, the penis curls up like a donut.

"Yo dude i was trying to nail this fat chick but my brain wouldnt let me get it up i had DONUT DICK!"

by Alec and Steve April 20, 2008

Dick Stick

A freshly semened penis that has glued itself to one's underpants.

I hurts when dick stick.

by shaunf January 9, 2004